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Confessions from a bathroom floor

I rarely drink. My friend Eric's concert was a few weeks ago. It was at a bar. I had 2 drinks. A week later he had another concert at a bar. I had one drink there. My friend Pablo had a birthday party last week. He bought me this drink that was about 15 dollars. Party was fun, but for the first time in my life I found myself sleeping on the bathroom floor.

The party was last Thursday. It was at a place called The Cattle Ranch. Its an outdoor Karaoke bar in city walk which is located in Universal City. I wasn't going to go because it cost 10 dollars to park but Pablo said he really wanted me there. So Mollye, the great girlfriend she is, dropped me off.

I get there at about midnight. People are tipsy, music's lowd, woman are wearing next to nothing, fun was had by all. Happy Tipsy Pablo starts yelling "Im going to buy you a drink Homey". I basically responded with you don't have to or something close to that. He asked me what I wanted and I responded with "surprise me". He did.

One of the sad things is I thought I was being smart by drinking water with my alchohol. The problem with that was I hadn't ate anything since 3pm that day. So Pablo bought me a drink called 'Game Over" or "The annihlater" or something along those lines. The drink was huge, green and pretty strong.

I remember everything. Let's see. We all shouted along to "Don't Stop Believing", I got to witness some of my co-workers try and pick up woman, and I got to see people I was with either act responsible (by staying sober) and others just have a good time. I drank my drink and "to my surpirse" found myself completly drunk.

Some of the things I remember are rather disturbing. I went to the bathroom twice and both times I heard guys say things like " you think your gonna hit that tonight" and the response "Im working on it". Another thing I heard was something along the lines of " I need to get her more drinks man, I don't want to go home alone", crazy shit that I had never actually heard before. I also remember noticing guys maybe 5 feet away from a half dressed woman just staring at her, than her looking back at them in disgust and walk away. The guys would just watch and make comments as she walked away.

I started thinking about how sad some people are. The fact that people feel liquor is the only way to meet people or how liquor is the only way to get sex is sad to me. Is it that there self esteem is is so low that the only way to woo the opposite sex is to get them drunk. Are people just assholes and just want to use alchohol as a way to use the opposite sex, or is it both?

This post is just me rambling. I would delete it but it's two days in the making, isn't that sad? =0( . I will end by saying thank you to Chhean for driving me home, thank you to Mark for staying sober and cutting me off and paying for everything, thanks to Pablo and Inez for convincing me to go, and especially a huge thank you to Mollye for taking care of a puking me who turned pale and slept next to the toilet bowl all night. She also set her alarm every 2 hours to check on me.

So everyone I will be drinking at most 2 small drinks when I go out. I said small. If anyone hears me say I think I might want another you have my permission to punch me in the face. That way I'll be more worried about taking care of my face than drinking. I never want to worry Mollye again and I never want the toilet to be my bed buddy. That was just weird.

By: Jeans Pants | Monday, May 29, 2006 at 11:02 PM | |

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND





I had low expectations. Bryan Singer directed the first 2 and they, for the most part, were incredible. He didn't do anything to elaborate, instead he took his time developing characters and giving us strong stories that would lead us to believe that one day we would witness a last stand between Xavier's side and Magneto's. I felt this movie succeded a last stand finale except this chapter for X-men has come way too early.

For me this would have been a great X4 or X5 but not X3. I would have loved more time to meet and develop new characters. Plus it was genious to cast Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellan. Everytime their on screen together I get goosebumps and it's not just because Im a nerd, it's because their two great underated actors. When their together the writers pull out the big guns and give us strong dialogue fans only dream of when two opponets face off. That is something I will miss.

My friend Danny brought up last night the point that there's no way the studio would stop making a series that keeps bringing in the money, but with the Wolverine movie and Magneto movie on the way when will there be time to make another?

I have some ideas as to why the studio would want to end the X series on number 3. One point is the fact that it probably isn't easy to get these actors back. Since Singer is a huge Star Trek fan it was easy for him to get Patrick Stewart. Singer had worked with Ian Mckellan on Apt Pupil so there was already chemistry there before the X series began. Singer was the one that discovered Hugh Jackman and made him a star so the 3 main characters are thanks to him. X 3 was easy to make because they had all originally signed on for three films. The studio may have just played it safe by saying this is the last one. Alot of franchises start going downhill and never re-cover when they replace actors with other actors. Maybe it's better to end the series than disapoint.

Alot of critics out there are saying that Bryan Singers vision has been played with and ruined. I disagree. If anyone has ever seen the cartoon or just skimmed through an X comic they would notice that their all action packed. The X-men are either flying around or jumping from object to object destroying giant Sentinals or or whatever bad thing is on the agenda that day. This movie delivers that. I believe that Bryan Singer's intentions were to take us there, just not this early in the game. The majority of the movie kept my adrenaline going. Fight after fight, scene after scene I was sucked in. Sometimes I felt as if I was on a ride that I hoped wouldn't end.

The movie has it's weaknesses which I wont go to deep into. I will mention the character Angel had little to nothing to do. What I thought would could have been Rogue's finest hour was nothing. Than their were alot of mutant villains that seemed to have no powers. There were a few other things but I'll talk about that when more people have had a chance to see it. My issues are more argumentive than anything.

As usual my favorite scenes were all with Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellan. They have some really great scenes together in this one. Honestly the majority of the actors in this whole movie/series sell their product well. I don't think there was one scene I didn't think an actor wasn't giving their all. When a line was spoken I agreed with it, even if sometimes it did sound silly. An example would be that mutants are classifed by numbers. Magneto would be a class 3 while Jean Grey/Pheonix was a class 5. Even though classifications were never handed out in the other films it was easy to go along with it.

The movie kept my emotions on edge. There's even a scene in the middle of the movie that could have (but didn't) make me cry. All I'll say is when it happened I was shocked and wanted to somehow change what had happened but couldn't. Anyone who knows me will know the scene when they see it. There's another scene where Magneto takes on a convoy by himself. That was pretty stunning to watch.

"The Last Stand" mentioned in the title had a simple yet moving line said by Wolverine. Basically when the X-Men take their stand to stop Magneto and his mutants their completly out numbered and they know it. The X-Men jump down between Magneto's team and their destination and that's when Wolverine yells "hold the line". As simple as that line is it was also exciting. Knowing this may be that last X-Men rules can be bent however the filmakers want to and as a result you know that if the X-Men are forming a line to stop Magneto than anything that could will happen within the next few minutes.

I didn't feel that this was the quintissential summer action film. Most summer films are just mindless action with OK acting and an "eh" story. For me this film had everything I wanted in an X-Men movie. Great acting, Great action and a story that I over all liked. I just wish it came later.

On a side note don't leave the theater until the credits are over.

By: Jeans Pants | Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 12:57 AM | |

PABLO'S BIRTHDAY


yEAH THAT'S RIGHT. iN HONOR OF pABLO'S BIRTHDAY i'M REVERSING MY CAPS. sO THIS IS ONE OF MY PRESENTS FOR YOU pAB'S. yOUR OTHER PRESENTS INCLUDE THE PHONE CALL i MADE TO YOU ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO AND YOUR LAST PRESENT IS...THIS POST. iN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO tHE pABLO IS IT'S THIS GUY....ON THIS PAGE

http://lowsodium.blogspot.com/

AND THIS GUY

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35201431&MyToken=d69a9df6-09de-417e-a05c-1df20bd16748

Forget this reverse caps thing. Pablo was raised on a small farm in Indonesia. His mom worked in the cotton mills and his dad sold dodge caravans. He moved to LA to pursue his dream of selling very uncomfortable beds for the IKEA company. I'm happy to say he's been living that dream for the past 5 months. I'm also happy to announce that none of what I said is true. except for the fact he's been with IKEA for 5 months...and it really is his birthday.

My friend Pablo is one of the nicest people I've ever met. He a good man who deserves a good birthday. You know the fact of the matter is that if it wasnt his birthday, I probably wouldnt be writing this post. Isn't the thought of that just crazy.

Oh I forgot to mention something very unnecessary to this post. Are you all aware of the fact Carrie Underwood's (last years American Idol winner) hit song is "Let Jesus Take the Wheel"? So Inspirational.

By: Jeans Pants | Wednesday, May 24, 2006 at 9:03 PM | |

American Idol Finale Tonight... Why are you watching this shit?

So tonight is the last Idol of the Season. It's so exciting for me because I've sat through half a whole episode this year. I'm rooting for that bald rocker guy to....Oh the Idol site says he's not in the final 2. Ok than maybe that talented big girl I saw earlier this....Oh scratch that, I guess she's not in it either. Well than I'm rooting for Kelly Clarkson cause I know she doesn't have a chance of losing... Wow the sight tells me she's not in it either. Ok let me find out who is.....................doo doo doo....................................deee deee dooo deee doo....I'm still looking..............................doo dee doo is my still looking song..............................Oh Ok. It's these two.



















Who are these two? Oh I just got their names. Taylor Hicks and Katharine McPhee. Give me a minute to watch some of their performances on Idol's page. BRB ....................doo doo doo....................................deee deee dooo deee doo.... Ok I'm done. Now about who should win, Why do you care? As usual the show's rating's are going to go through the roof yet none of you are going to buy their cd's. Hmmmm interesting. I'm truly blown away at the fact that (with the exception of one) no one ever hears from these people again. What's that girls name from last year? Oh Underwood. Who can forget her great hit "Please buy my Cd's" or that other song "Hey it's me, don't you Remember?".

Her rival last year I think his name was Bo. Who can forget his single "Where the Hell am I?".

Anyone remember Fantasia? Yeah neither does her kid. They say that when she comes home everyday her kid has been known to say, "Oh I remember you".

I guess good television is hard to write. Unless you were looking for Arrested Development, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Freaks and Geeks, Un-declared, Dead Like Me, Action, and Kitchen Confidential...but you didn't watch them anyways.

So I need to pick my favorite. I guess to narrow it down I will analyze the situation by picking the one I'd rather sleep with. Let's see, Taylor Hicks has those cool old man highlights, while Katharine McPhee has boobs. Taylor Hicks can rock out like Springsteen or Wilson Picket, while McPhee has those McBoobs. This isn't easy.

Well the show started 13 minutes ago and I'm not watching. I'm not going to watch. I'm going to use this time wisely and do something worth wild, like watch some porn. I'm sure by 10:00 it will be all over the internet who the winner is. With any luck by that time I'll be covered in Taylor Hicky's and be kicking back with my order of the McPhee supersized with a coke. To Hicks and McPhee I'll hear you never again, take care.

By: Jeans Pants | Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 7:55 PM | |

"The Davinci Lie" by Justin Colbert

The other night I had the chance to catch The Davinci Code at the wonderful AMC Burbank 16 here in Burbank. If you like satanic rituals, beating the Christ to a bloody pulp or just plane hate God than this is your movie. I haven't seen this much display of Blasphemy on screen since Judas betrayed Jesus in Mel Gibsons break out film "The Passion of the Christ". The best film of 2004. Now that's a film you can cuddle up with your kids on a quiet Easter sunday, a bowl of popcorn in one hand, a child in another and watch our One true God give himself to our sins. He did this so you can sit in front of that plamsa screen everyday and watch 7th Heavan.

To believe that Jesus was ever married is to believe a plane didn't hit the pentagon. If our one true God did marry anyone it sure as hell wouldn't have been a prostitute whore like Mary Magdaline. After all, rumour has it she was the first person to have an abortion which started this horrible trend of " I can choose to murder my baby if I want to" mind set. This movie makes her out to be a hero, the bearer of Jesus's children. One to worship. She's known as the holy grail. To worship this grail could be compared to worshiping Juila Roberts in Pretty Woman. Maybe we'll get a group to find Julia Roberts whereever she may be and worship the hell out of her.

The movie also wants us to believe that Davinci's last supper painting proves that Mary Magdaline was at the there, and her and Jesus when cut and pasted next to each other show them holding each other. Please who is this Davinci anyways? Didn't he invent the light bulb or something?

We now have to pray harder than we've ever prayed before. The Davinci Code grossed about 224 million dollars worldwide this weekend. The only movie to make a higher profit opening weekend was Star Wars. It may be too late to prevent it from making it's money back but it's never too late to make a difference. Let's all join hands and support our one true saviour...Me... The Justin. To not supprt me would saying the terrorists have already won. Join my cause. grab a protest sign and let's all waste out time standing in front of movie theaters all around the country yelling such things as " how can you belive Jesus was married and had kids, Don't let the idea that Jesus was happily married cloud you. Why would he have wanted him to be happy. Sex is evil".... Yeah something like that.

Once again, since we all have nothing better to do like go to work, or volunteer at a homeless shelter or hostpital, give blood, let's instead all go picket a movie. After that meet me at the "Mary Magdaline Abortion Clinic". Than to celebrate our successful day let's go hunting. See you there.

By: Jeans Pants | Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 12:37 PM | |

"The Davinci Code" Oh how I compare thee to Constipation

So the other night Im standing in front of this booth and there was a lady on the other side of it. I don't know what motivated me to do this but I handed her money, in return she gave me tickets to "The Davinci Code". It's shocking isn't it? She nor any of her colleagues felt the urge to say "hey this movie really isn''t that good, in fact it's shitty". Would that be like me at IKEA purposely selling shitty beds to customers letting them think I'm giving them good deals...oh wait.

Moving on, the even better part is that it would be a 4 hour wait but luckily I was with Mollye, Mike, Amanda, and Angela to pass that time. The five of us paraded around the mall for a bit, I had stomache pains recently and they would come and go during the night but I didn't let that get to me. Mike had been excited about this movie for a while. So excited he was quoted saying "I'd give up sex for The Davinci Code any day". Ok he never said that. He was excited though.

So a good night comes and goes. When did it go you might ask ? Why when the movie started silly. About 5 minutes into the movie I realised something about myself, that I was bored. The beginning of the movie was so choppy it felt like it was filmed staccato. The movie got interesting in the middle when Ian Mckellan arrived but it didn't last long. It was like going on a slide that sucks. Your climbing and climbing thinking that something good will come out of this. Little do you realize some "asshole" glued glass all over the slide itself so when you finally go down, it torture. Does that mean Ron Howard is that "asshole"?

Did I mention the movie wouldn't end. It was very drawn out. As the title of the post said, it felt like being constipated. All I wanted to do was "go", but I coudln't. Mike and Angela were more mad at the fact that alot of the historical references were deleted and alot of the scenes were squeezed into one scene to save time. That did upset me to. Not as much as the pacing. The big change that killed me was the cheesy ending. I wanted to start cutting myself to get my mind off the fact that I was bored out of my mind. Oh I forgot to mention this movie had the greatest car chase I've ever seen, NOT. Last time I said that I was 12.

I'll just end by saying everything was cliche, silly, predictable.The story/movie was just too simple. Thinking back to the book I remember solving alot of this stuff out on my own before the supposed twists would come. Maybe I didn't like the book either. Ron Howard directed this film. I always felt he's a hit or miss director. I loved Cinderella Man so I know he knows how to make a good movie. Maybe someone should mail him a copy of the book. But would that help?

By: Jeans Pants | at 11:53 AM | |

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL FRANKEN

By: Jeans Pants | at 10:58 AM | |

Another night of no sleep

I think it's time I go to a Dr. Each night for the last week I've been finding myself laying in bed, tossing and turning , staying up later and later. Last night was the worst. I was up until 5, and my alarm went off at 8:40 for work. Im exhausted. Im getting kind of sick of everything. First Life with Mollye is good, but work sucks, my apartment is starting to piss me off with it's loud and rude fruit truck, my ice cream truck that comes around the same time as the fruit truck which makes a great conflict of song, the kids shooting pellet guns near my front gate, closing weekends are now a nuisance, being poor is really starting to way down on me and my 2 favorite people are leaving IKEA. For my friends that are leaving I say GOOD FOR THEM. Retail SUCKS. Their going to make a pilot for Project Pedal so Im very proud of them but it doesn't mean I wont miss them.

http://www.projectpedal.com/

Well that's all I have for this morning. I'm off to work. Goodbye for now.

By: Jeans Pants | Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 9:25 AM | |

I'm a little shocked by this new useless information that has come to my attention

I'm not sure if anyone noticed the box office take from the films this past weekend but for all the smart people of the world I would like to say one thing , SUCCESS.!!!

Why? Because the new film Poseidon only grossed 20 million this weekend. This is a re-make from the 1970's classic "The Poseidon Adventure" about a rogue wave that turns a ship upside down and the few remaining survivors must climb their way to the stern in hopes someone will be able to cut them out from the outside. Adventure is a very crucial word that best describes how the movie is. It took survival serious but at the same time took us on a trip through a boat upside down, in and out of dangerous corridors and even though it worked at making you hope everyone stayed alive and your heart did pound from time to time, the original never let you forget that you were on an "adventure".

This new version ,from what I've read, will be enjoyed by people that aren't interested in plot or character development. The people that will like this movie are those who like to be tricked into crying, forgetting that nothing in this movie gave them a reason to bond with any of the characters before something bad happens to them.

I should move onto the title of this post. What shocks me is that poseidon cost 180 million dollars. Mission Impossible 3,which is suppose to also suck and isn't doing as amazing as predicted, cost about the same. X-men Last Stand, which opens in 2 weeks, cost about 230 million. Now I love the X-men movies. X-2 only made 220 million dollars. From what I've read x-3 isnt as good as the first 2 so ... if that's the case than first, where did all the money go and second, why make a third movie that will cost more than the first 2 made? Other summer movie costs are Superman with 260 million and Pirates 2 at 220 million. I'm hoping X-men, Superman and Pirates won't disapoint. I still think the money their hoping to make is set very high.

Back to Mission Impossible and Poseidon. It makes me very happy to think that audiences are finally getting smarter when it comes to going to the movies. That maybe the majority of the movie go-ers finally want to care about their characters before they get killed. Maybe high cost explosions aren't enough anymore. If that's the case than, I don't want to live anymore


Did I throw you a curve ball on that last one? =0)

By: Jeans Pants | Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 12:58 AM | |

The Money Pit

The Money Pit that I am referring to is my bank account. No no one is stealing money from my account, but somehow when I put money in it seems to find it's way out. Paying bills is great isn't it. Another strange thing about this is that with no money I've been trying to eat less and less. Trying to conserve food. I thought as a result of this I would probably start losing weight. I looked in the mirror the other day and saw what I thought was a thinner me. Than I put my work pants on and they were too tight. So what I thought was the one plus behind being broke is actually another negative.

As alot of people know I mood swing. I don't get angry and break things nor do I yell or punch walls. Im either overly hyper one minute and the next just kind of quiet and too myself. Last night I went to my friends first concert. Their group is called "A Faulty Chromosome", check out their myspace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12775536&MyToken=c7c50562-01ef-4a04-b478-102644e47f30

So I had a great night and fun was had by all who attended. As I was about to leave my house to go to the concert with a dollar in my pocket Mollye ran up to me and gave me a 5. She basically said get something with this tonight. Some people might think that doesn't mean much that she gave me a 5 but it did to me. I left my house excited and happy/sad. Excited because I couldn't wait to see the show and happy/sad because I felt that was a really sweet thing Mollye did for me. It made me feel loved.

Now here's another sweet thing that happened. When I was at the show, I didn't even ask, my friend Amanda bought me a drink. It's hard for me to explain how that made me feel but I'll just say that at the time it made me feel just really nice to have a good girlfriend and a good friend. So as I said before, the show was great and we all had fun.

After the show we all went to this little diner near IKEA. I wasn't going to get anything but I was starving. I was going to get a side salad but instead I went for the cheapest hamburger. At the diner I felt all too myself and quiet. One would argue that since I was sitting at the end of the table I felt left out and couldn't hear much of the conversation. That wasn't it. Reading the menu just put my mind at a very uncomfortable place. Buying food assists the money pit. Plus I was exhausted. So the food came, we ate and without knowing until too late, Amanda bought my meal.

I almost just want to end this post here. I again can't explain the feeling I had when she bought my meal. Obviously I'll pay her back one day. I guess what I should also mention is that the other day I was with my friend Danny. We were going to get something to eat and I was going to put it on a card. The palce we went didn't take cards so he payed. Than the next night he made me and Mollye dinner.

Mollye's great. I love her so much. She's always there and she's always trying to manage the money so we take care of ourselves and still have some fun. She's a great girlfriend. Now here's where I get cheesier. Lets just say that if I don't make any more friends in my life I'd be fine. No one can top the ones I have. I love my friends very much and I appreciate them alot. I hope they know that. Even the ones I didn't mention in this post.

By: Jeans Pants | Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 11:14 AM | |

This summer is mine for the taking.

The movies last summer sucked. The summer before that, for the most part, sucked. This summer I sure hope is as awsome as it looks. Movie's being releases in order are, Mission Impossible 3(which could suck), An American Haunting, Poseidon (which will probably suck), Over the Hedge, The Da Vinci Code, X-men Last Stand, The Omen 666, Cars, Nacho Libre, Click ( it has Walken in it), Superman Returns, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest and somewhere in there is An Inconveniant Truth and Art School Confidential.

So two nights ago the new trailers for Superman and Pirates were released online. So here are the links too watch those trailers. Pay attention in Pirates 2 for Bill Nighy (not the science guy). He looks awsome. He plays Davy Jones, the squid looking guy.

Pirates: I trust this sight. Don't worry

http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=piratesofthecaribbean2

and Superman

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/supermanreturns/trailer2/

Enjoy.

By: Jeans Pants | Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 7:28 PM | |

Wow, Sean Hannity impressed me. Alright

I'm not sure when this episode aired but Hannity and Colmes interviewed the head of a baptist coalition who believes God is sending our soldiers back from Iraq dead to teach us a lesson for all our sins, especially the gay ones. Let me not spoil it any just go here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G470rfJQCI

Watch the video above before reading on any further.



Have you finished?


Good.

This is actually something I wanted to post about for a long time. The supposed people that are better than us. The ones that scream obcenities during the funerals of our fallen soldiers. Or the ones that yell "You filthy Slut" at abortion clinics. Oh I got one more, the ones that shoot up abortion clinics. Yeah thats a good one.

Here's the sad thing which I hope I don't offend people by saying this, but the people causing most of the havoc are the crazy christians. Not the christians, you people are cool but the crazy ones. The ones that are suppose to live by the book of god, the ways of Jesus. You know Jesus. He's that guy that yelled obcenities during his crusifixtion. He's also the guy that went around convincing people to be one of his followers and learn from his teachings, but when they didn't he'd yell "Burn you Pagan Whores". Oh who can forget his reign of terror he invoked when he came back from the dead to teach everyone a lesson.

My thing is with these protestors is, who the hell cares? Why waste your time. If God exists and his vengeance is one to fear than why should we care about what happens now. Why care if someones gay,? If there's a punishment for it they have all eternity to pay. Think about it.Right now Abe Lincoln is burning in hell right now for helping free the slaves. Remember slavery is OK in the Bible. Is everyone forgetting that sex before marriage is a sin too? Why aren't the protestors staking out lovers lane late at night. The majority of us are all going to burn in hell for sex out of wedlock. Except me. Because Im a virgin. It makes sense. I read the Bible. Maybe you should too. Oops I forgot, the church bans condoms. Chruch-2, Justin-0.

Here's the last thing I want to say. If their better than everyone else, than why are they yelling at people? Instead of yelling at a scared teen girls in front of an abortion clinic maybe they should wrap their arms around them and offer to teach them what the feel is right. Why don't they hold the hand of a gay person and offer to help them through this troubling time, as opposed to beating the shit out of them. Keep in mind I believe being gay is who you are, not a choice, and I am pro-choice so I really don't want anyone to persuade people from being gay or abortions. Im just saying if your better than us, prove it.

By: Jeans Pants | Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 10:50 PM | |

The Sex IQ Test

Ok long story long. I got email from my friend Amanda the other day titles Your Sex IQ test. I took a look at it and it seemed easy. Name? Easy enough. Sex? Im a dude. How many times do you masturbate a week? Well the option only went up to 10+, I was hoping to break a record. Anyways I put it aside for a bit and never went back to it.

Tonight Mike and I did a commentary to the movie Waiting. During the commentary Mike asked about the Sex IQ and I had mentioned that I hadn't taken it yet. Than he starts laughing. I wasn't sure why. I thought something cool happens further down the survery. Anyways he said he needed to tell me what was up and I said well if it's a surprise than let me be surprised. He kept laughing and just told me what it was. It's a hoax. You take it and all you answers get sent to the person who sent you the survey. I personally thought it seemed kind of evil but Mikes friend sent it to him and he fell for it, so did my freinds Eric, and Elizabeth. So what I did was I took out Amanda's laptop and did the survery out loud during the commentary making up crazy answers as I went along. I got to the end and hit send.

This is my favorite part of the survey. I didn't see it when I sent the fake one. Obviously Eric, Mike and Elizabeth didn't read this either. My girlfriend Mollye on the other hand, did. This is written on the survey right before you hit send.

By pressing 'finish" your answers will be send to your friend. This is just a prank and by pressing finish, you have declared that you agree with that.

So how the hell did we miss that?

This post is not intended to ruin this prank. I'm well aware the just about nobody reads this blog. Actually this blog probably gets 2 more visitors than my other blog www.mockworthy.com (please visit). This post is to remind us to read.

By: Jeans Pants | at 12:06 AM | |