American Idol Finale Tonight... Why are you watching this shit?

So tonight is the last Idol of the Season. It's so exciting for me because I've sat through half a whole episode this year. I'm rooting for that bald rocker guy to....Oh the Idol site says he's not in the final 2. Ok than maybe that talented big girl I saw earlier this....Oh scratch that, I guess she's not in it either. Well than I'm rooting for Kelly Clarkson cause I know she doesn't have a chance of losing... Wow the sight tells me she's not in it either. Ok let me find out who is.....................doo doo doo....................................deee deee dooo deee doo....I'm still looking..............................doo dee doo is my still looking song..............................Oh Ok. It's these two.



















Who are these two? Oh I just got their names. Taylor Hicks and Katharine McPhee. Give me a minute to watch some of their performances on Idol's page. BRB ....................doo doo doo....................................deee deee dooo deee doo.... Ok I'm done. Now about who should win, Why do you care? As usual the show's rating's are going to go through the roof yet none of you are going to buy their cd's. Hmmmm interesting. I'm truly blown away at the fact that (with the exception of one) no one ever hears from these people again. What's that girls name from last year? Oh Underwood. Who can forget her great hit "Please buy my Cd's" or that other song "Hey it's me, don't you Remember?".

Her rival last year I think his name was Bo. Who can forget his single "Where the Hell am I?".

Anyone remember Fantasia? Yeah neither does her kid. They say that when she comes home everyday her kid has been known to say, "Oh I remember you".

I guess good television is hard to write. Unless you were looking for Arrested Development, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Freaks and Geeks, Un-declared, Dead Like Me, Action, and Kitchen Confidential...but you didn't watch them anyways.

So I need to pick my favorite. I guess to narrow it down I will analyze the situation by picking the one I'd rather sleep with. Let's see, Taylor Hicks has those cool old man highlights, while Katharine McPhee has boobs. Taylor Hicks can rock out like Springsteen or Wilson Picket, while McPhee has those McBoobs. This isn't easy.

Well the show started 13 minutes ago and I'm not watching. I'm not going to watch. I'm going to use this time wisely and do something worth wild, like watch some porn. I'm sure by 10:00 it will be all over the internet who the winner is. With any luck by that time I'll be covered in Taylor Hicky's and be kicking back with my order of the McPhee supersized with a coke. To Hicks and McPhee I'll hear you never again, take care.