"The Davinci Lie" by Justin Colbert

The other night I had the chance to catch The Davinci Code at the wonderful AMC Burbank 16 here in Burbank. If you like satanic rituals, beating the Christ to a bloody pulp or just plane hate God than this is your movie. I haven't seen this much display of Blasphemy on screen since Judas betrayed Jesus in Mel Gibsons break out film "The Passion of the Christ". The best film of 2004. Now that's a film you can cuddle up with your kids on a quiet Easter sunday, a bowl of popcorn in one hand, a child in another and watch our One true God give himself to our sins. He did this so you can sit in front of that plamsa screen everyday and watch 7th Heavan.

To believe that Jesus was ever married is to believe a plane didn't hit the pentagon. If our one true God did marry anyone it sure as hell wouldn't have been a prostitute whore like Mary Magdaline. After all, rumour has it she was the first person to have an abortion which started this horrible trend of " I can choose to murder my baby if I want to" mind set. This movie makes her out to be a hero, the bearer of Jesus's children. One to worship. She's known as the holy grail. To worship this grail could be compared to worshiping Juila Roberts in Pretty Woman. Maybe we'll get a group to find Julia Roberts whereever she may be and worship the hell out of her.

The movie also wants us to believe that Davinci's last supper painting proves that Mary Magdaline was at the there, and her and Jesus when cut and pasted next to each other show them holding each other. Please who is this Davinci anyways? Didn't he invent the light bulb or something?

We now have to pray harder than we've ever prayed before. The Davinci Code grossed about 224 million dollars worldwide this weekend. The only movie to make a higher profit opening weekend was Star Wars. It may be too late to prevent it from making it's money back but it's never too late to make a difference. Let's all join hands and support our one true saviour...Me... The Justin. To not supprt me would saying the terrorists have already won. Join my cause. grab a protest sign and let's all waste out time standing in front of movie theaters all around the country yelling such things as " how can you belive Jesus was married and had kids, Don't let the idea that Jesus was happily married cloud you. Why would he have wanted him to be happy. Sex is evil".... Yeah something like that.

Once again, since we all have nothing better to do like go to work, or volunteer at a homeless shelter or hostpital, give blood, let's instead all go picket a movie. After that meet me at the "Mary Magdaline Abortion Clinic". Than to celebrate our successful day let's go hunting. See you there.