Sarah Pain in the Ass or Sarah Palin the Ass

As some of you know Suzanne and I just recently moved from Sacramento to Portland about a month ago. Since our move we have been saying in peoples spare rooms while working, schooling and finding a place to live. Luckily, just the other night, we found an apartment and we have now officially moved into a brand new apartment. Yay!

The Post you are about to read was mostly written 3 weeks ago when I was walking by newspaper with abortion activists supporting Sarah Palin. Once I saw this I got in the car, opened up Word and started writing. Here is what i wrote....

One day while driving to Vegas with Mike and my bro I thought out loud, “why hasn’t John McCain announced his VP when the Democratic convention was just days away?
What dawned on me first was is McCain Must have a trick up his sleeve. Was he keeping his VP secret to give little time to dig up dirt so the Democrats had little time to attack. Then I thought, the Democrats were suppose to be the first to have a black or female presidential candidate. What if McCain picked a black female as his running mate? That would be a big Fuck You to the Democrats.

A little side story. A Republican from one of my past jobs had said that neither Obama nor Hilary should be president because Obamna is black and Hilary is a woman. He said “this is America, we shouldn't allow that here”. I know he doesn't speak for all conservatives but I know others must feel the same way he does. All I said back to him was....”wow”.

So, i knew that Mccain would pick a female or black VP just so his fellow conservatives could say, “Oh he picked a woman? Well then see, that shows were not sexist or racist...yeee haaaaaa!!!!" as they shoot their guns out of the air from a pick up truck.


So I was walking by a local newspaper here in Portland OR(yup, I'm in Portland OR) and on the cover was a pro lifer holding a sign that read “pregnant woman need love, not abortions”.
Let me just say right now that I have always been pro choice. Most liberals are and if you ask a lot of conservatives they are too as long if it’s only due to incest or rape. I've always felt that was better then nothing.
In the article it mentioned that Sarah Palin believes that abortion should be outlawed entirely even for incest or rape.

What?!!! Are you fucking kidding me Little Miss runner up of Miss Alaska (that’s true)?!!! Do you really thing that pregnant woman just need love? What about all the people on the planet who have already been jipped of love and are now murderers or rapist themselves? We don't have the money or the time to handle them why should we bring more people into this world with an unfit family?

Oh Sarah Palin, I can see right through you.I can see McCain picked you to speak out to all the trophy wife woman in the world who now wish you could come to their kids soccer games and say to little Jimmy Joe "Good Goal Jimmy Joe" then sit him down and tell him " don't worry sweety, you wont have to worry about the economy because your obviously rich. Most kids dont have moms to take them to soccer games because there working 2 jobs. You'll be just fine Jimmy Joe".

Sarah Palin is doing exactly what Bush did. People voted for Bush because he's the guy you would have rather had a beer with over John Kerry. Now it's going to be, who would you rather go to the PTA with, Joe Biden or Sarah Palin?