Colblog Episode 2. Tips On Trick or Treating For Kids, A new post by Justin Colbert
Posts
- Tim Show Christmas Special
- Justin Adams for President dot com Show Episode 3
- *Special Report*
- Justin Adams for President dot com Show Episode 2
- Justin Adams For President dot Com Show
- Zombie Walk 2008 Portland Oregon
- Sarah Pain in the Ass or Sarah Palin the Ass
- A Sort of ProjectPedal.com promo.... sort of
- Pedal Pants: Mike and I Reunite After 2 Months
- Suppatime!!! ProjectPedal.com promo 5
Archives
- November 2005
- December 2005
- January 2006
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- October 2008
- November 2008
- December 2008
- December 2009
Links
- Habitat Stuff
- Caliblog
- Distractions (Inez's Bog)
- El Pablo Loco
- Project Pedal
- Black Cat Inc (Angela's Sexy Blog)
- MAriaMariaCuchita
- Reverie Cafe
- Zadi Diaz Blog
- Mockworthy
- Occupadoc
- RSS Newsc
- Rhetorissa
- The Pope of Chilli Town
- Mollye's Blog
- Dretrimentalevision
- It's All Numeric
- JetSet Show
- RickRey.com
- Banana Blograma
- subburdenite
- MoonSpells Place
- Christina Vents
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Erin's World
- Spinning Girl
- Nurseratchet
- Clintus Mcginnis
- NoodleScar Daily
- NoodleScar
- Save Arrested Development
- Pale Orange
- Google News
- imdb
- ImOscar.com
- Never Nude
- Arrested Development
- Free Annyong
- Baghad Burning
- Roger Ebert Movie Reviews
- IGN
"The Haunted VLog"
I had this idea for a very short film done in the style of a vlog. I'm not going to tell you what it's about because it would ruin the movie. I called my friend Mike last night, told him the idea in which he responded with come over let's shoot this tonight. The best part is Amanda, Mike's girlfriend, had no idea what we were doing or about to do. She also didn't know she had to be in it. So a shout out to her. So here is the end result of our movie. We are going to submit it in an annual halloween vlogger convention.This is the link...
http://halloweenvlogfest.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-videoblog-festival-2006-call.html
This honestly might take a while to load. Mike has a nice camera and it's really good quality. So if you must, click download and go do something else for a while Then get some popcorn and enjoy the film. It's only 5 minutes long =0) Oh and Mike did all the editing so a shout out to him.
Yay! It's our video submission for Halloween Videoblog Festival. Enjoy.
This is why I believe people should think twice about breeding
In Atlanta Georgia, 16 year old Louise Egan Brunstad decided that since the girl she wanted to have sex with turned her down that she would use her cell phone to text a countdown to her suicide to said girl. Here's the awesome part. The girl used her family's mercedez benz as the chosen death trap but, her mission wasn't to drive into a wall, it was to drive into another vehicle.
The funeral was recently held for a 30 year old mother of 3 who was the driver of the other vehicle while her 6 year old daughter lies in critcal condition. The good news is that Louise Brunstad only suffered an ankle injury. Thank God! Listen, if your going to commit suicide let me just say this, Don't!!!. But if for some reason you really feel that that's is the path you're going to take no matter what then do it without the effect of physically hurting or killing other people. What did they do to you?
Brunstad is now wearing an ankle monitor and is being held at a mental health facility. The courts haven't decided yet whether to try her as an adult.
This post was going to be me stating the point that whenever I think life is bad I should be thankful that shit like what happened to that mother didn't happen to me. But now I'm thinking about this and realizing that the girl was driving her families mercedez benz, the mother was driving a daewoo. I was then thinking about how I dont want to have kids until I have more money in my life, but obviously money doesn't buy everything. I tend to blame parents for there fucked up kids. I think working in retail can leave you with that kind of mindset. I see so many parents losing kids, or letting there kids just tear the shit out of whatever they want because, let's face it, the parents don't give a shit. If their child is terrorizing someone else then it's a break for the parent. I think I'm starting to hallucinate again from exhaustion. My point, if we put the child on trial, let's put the parents on trial as well.
I'm Writing this With the Hope to Help Me Sleep
Here we go again. Tonight I should have had a glass of wine to wind down, but I didnt, and now it's too late. Tonight I should have taken half a sleeping pill, but I didn't, and now it's too late. Tonight I should have read a book, but I didn't, and I guess I still could. So it's 3:07 in the AM and I'm awake. The last time I wrote a 3 am post I was able to fall right to sleep after so I'm writing this with the hope to repeat the same thing.
When I tell people that I have trouble sleeping they usually ask why. There are lots of little reasons but the main reason is excitement. I lay in bed, wind down, and once winded down I am able to put together scenes in my head that I think would make great scenes in a movie I'd like to see. I think that if I didn't have to worry about getting up for, well, anything, that I would probably turn the light on every minute and start writing.
As a lot of people have witnessed I think a lot. I will sometimes have two different topics coming out of my mouth at the same time. I'm talented I know. Another weird thing about me is even though during the daytime when I'm full of energy I could actually fall asleep anywhere. Like an uncomfortable chair, on the table of the caffeteria etc. The only thing is I hate naps. I have so much trouble waking up from naps. If I was to sleep wherever I would need a full 6-8 hours of sleep. Man Im crazy
My point? Get to the point Justin. OK my point is that when I lay down to rest. my mind is ready to work and when Im awake and about, I can usually fall asleep anywhere. Shit I have to be awake in 3 hours. Goodnight everyone. I might delete this post in the morning. I posted 2 new posts last night at about midnight. You can check them out below this one. They should be better than this. Goodnight again.
This is Not, The Greatest Colbert Report in the World, No!!! This is Just a Tribute
Stephen Colbert did "A Salute To Woman" episode on "The Colbert Report" and this has to be one of the best Colbert Reports about feminism I've ever seen. Ok it's the only Colbert Report about feminisn I've seeen. Here are my Favorite clips from that episode.
I'm looking forward to reading Ariel Levy's book. Chrismakah is coming for Justin and Mollye. I want this book.
Vlog Episode 8...."Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
By: Jeans Pants | Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:55 PM | | 
Please be kidding me? You got to be Fucking Kidding Me!!!
"the cast of Studio 60, threatened to be canceled"Dear Television God,
This summer I watched Lost season 1 and 2 for the first time on DVD. Now to date, season 1 is superior to all it's followers but still, after watching both seasons I felt that television may be headed in the right direction. Maybe even a better direction than the film industry. Anyways if I had watched season 1 of Lost when it aired than means I would have had not only Lost but Six Feet Under, The Office, The Simpsons and of course Arrested Development all airing in the same week. That to me is a collective of great writing.
Now the TV Gods took away Arrested Development. That pissed me off. Than Six Feet Under had it's final episode so that's no longer filming. That leaves me with "The Office", "The Simpsons"(which is kind of redundant even though I love it), and "Lost"which for me, these last 2 episodes of "Lost"were kind of disapointing.
Now this summer I got to watch an early pilot airing of "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" which I loved. I wrote a review about Studio 60 after I first watched it explaining how smart and brilliant the writing, acting and directing are on that show. It made me excited to watch TV again. Now that the show is airing I look forward to watching it every week. What sucks is the fact that the show airs Monday nights on NBC at 10:00. Now who watches anything on Monday nights, anyone? People usually watch football don't they? Who still watches NBC, anyone???
Im sure Im going to hear people say they watch the show "Heroes" which airs right before Sutdio 60 Monay nights on NBC at 9:00. I've asked people if they keep their TV on to watch 60 and just about everybody says no? That makes me sad =0(.
So the rumour out their on the Nerd entertainment sites I go to is that 60 will be canceled very shortly. TV you have stabbed me again. It's just good to know that you still have on the air great quality shows that aren't threatened to be canceld like Deal or No Deal, CSI, CSI New York, CSI Miami, The War At Home, Dancing with the Stars (what stars?), Big Brother, Nick Cannon's Wild N Out, Pimp my Ride, Laguna Beach, The Nanny, Reba, eh you get the point.
Whats my point televion God? Well if you cancel 60 than you can go fuck yourself.
This summer I watched Lost season 1 and 2 for the first time on DVD. Now to date, season 1 is superior to all it's followers but still, after watching both seasons I felt that television may be headed in the right direction. Maybe even a better direction than the film industry. Anyways if I had watched season 1 of Lost when it aired than means I would have had not only Lost but Six Feet Under, The Office, The Simpsons and of course Arrested Development all airing in the same week. That to me is a collective of great writing.
Now the TV Gods took away Arrested Development. That pissed me off. Than Six Feet Under had it's final episode so that's no longer filming. That leaves me with "The Office", "The Simpsons"(which is kind of redundant even though I love it), and "Lost"which for me, these last 2 episodes of "Lost"were kind of disapointing.
Now this summer I got to watch an early pilot airing of "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" which I loved. I wrote a review about Studio 60 after I first watched it explaining how smart and brilliant the writing, acting and directing are on that show. It made me excited to watch TV again. Now that the show is airing I look forward to watching it every week. What sucks is the fact that the show airs Monday nights on NBC at 10:00. Now who watches anything on Monday nights, anyone? People usually watch football don't they? Who still watches NBC, anyone???
Im sure Im going to hear people say they watch the show "Heroes" which airs right before Sutdio 60 Monay nights on NBC at 9:00. I've asked people if they keep their TV on to watch 60 and just about everybody says no? That makes me sad =0(.
So the rumour out their on the Nerd entertainment sites I go to is that 60 will be canceled very shortly. TV you have stabbed me again. It's just good to know that you still have on the air great quality shows that aren't threatened to be canceld like Deal or No Deal, CSI, CSI New York, CSI Miami, The War At Home, Dancing with the Stars (what stars?), Big Brother, Nick Cannon's Wild N Out, Pimp my Ride, Laguna Beach, The Nanny, Reba, eh you get the point.
Whats my point televion God? Well if you cancel 60 than you can go fuck yourself.
Introducing....Jeffery
What's up my Dawgs????? What's up bitches???? So I've just been hired to do posts here on this blog. This is really good because I need something to do while I hang out in my small apartment. I mean it's small but it's pretty cool. I gots my own mini fridge, I gots my own queen size beds which is too big for my apartment but you know what, the bed is where it's at you know what Im saying Dawg???? High Five.
Movin on, my apartments gots its own TV with built in DVD player. The TV is one of those flat screen Wegas made by sony and shit. I was able to pimp it out with surround sound which is so fucking cool. You're like watching TV and like shit comes at you and then you hear that shit from that back and shit and it's just some fucking cool shit. I aint gots room for chairs in shit so I bought those blow up chairs. It's fucking great because when company's over I just inflate it and stuff. The most rocken part of my room is that the door is connected to my parents house. I just got to like open the door and I'm there you know....
The Justin
What the fuck is this?
Jeffery
What?
The Justin
What are you doing here?
Colbert
I hired him Justin
The Justin
What?
Jeffery
He hired me dawg
The Justin
Why did he do that? Why would you do that Colbert?
Colbert
I don't know....I was bored
The Justin
What is he going to add this this blog
Colbert
What do you add except whinning and complaining?
The Justin
Well....
Jeffery
Dude look, it's OK. Im going to work hard for this site
Jason Voorhees
I'm sure he'll work as hard as me
The Justin
What? When was your last post?
Jason Voorhees
Ummm like June , I think
Colbert
The real question is when did Jason start talking?
Jason Voorhees
What........Oh yeah, I mean CH CH CH HA HA HA
Stuart Christ
Hey anyone want some brownies?
Colbert
Hold the phone right there buddy. Last time you made brownies
we had to take Justin to the hospital remember that?
Stuart Christ
Did we?
Colbert
We were there for like 6 hours
Jeffery
Oh dude hook me up with a brownie
Stuart Christ
Who are you?
Jeffery
I'm Jeffery
Colbert
He's our new member
The Justin
First, the brownies were way too strong and we weren't there for 6 hours.
Don't you remember we got there at like midnight and left like at 4 or 5 and Second....
Stuart Christ
Dude I don't even remember yesterday. Anyone have a pipe?
Jeffery
Hey if you guys ever want to have a different setting for a vlog you can use my crib
The Justin
You mean your parents house?
Jeffery
Yeah
The Justin
Well that will help us out a lot
Stuart Christ
What will?
Colbert
Doing a vlog at Jeffery's
Stuart Christ
Who?
Colbert
Jeffery....you just met him
Stuart Christ
Met who?
Jeffery
Me
Stuart Christ
Hey I'm Stuart. Are you new?
The Justin
Fuck this
Colbert
Why are you so pissed? Now you have a conservative, a stoner, a lazy kid that's in his
mid twenties and lives with his parents, and a mass murderer as members of your blog.
Stuart Christ
He's got a point
The Justin
Maybe you're right Stuart
Stuart Christ
Right about what?
The Justin
Forget it. Ok fine, welcomne Jeffery
Jeffery
Thanks Dawg, I promise I won't let you...
The Justin
Shut the fuck up.
Jeffery
OK
What the fuck is this?
Jeffery
What?
The Justin
What are you doing here?
Colbert
I hired him Justin
The Justin
What?
Jeffery
He hired me dawg
The Justin
Why did he do that? Why would you do that Colbert?
Colbert
I don't know....I was bored
The Justin
What is he going to add this this blog
Colbert
What do you add except whinning and complaining?
The Justin
Well....
Jeffery
Dude look, it's OK. Im going to work hard for this site
Jason Voorhees
I'm sure he'll work as hard as me
The Justin
What? When was your last post?
Jason Voorhees
Ummm like June , I think
Colbert
The real question is when did Jason start talking?
Jason Voorhees
What........Oh yeah, I mean CH CH CH HA HA HA
Stuart Christ
Hey anyone want some brownies?
Colbert
Hold the phone right there buddy. Last time you made brownies
we had to take Justin to the hospital remember that?
Stuart Christ
Did we?
Colbert
We were there for like 6 hours
Jeffery
Oh dude hook me up with a brownie
Stuart Christ
Who are you?
Jeffery
I'm Jeffery
Colbert
He's our new member
The Justin
First, the brownies were way too strong and we weren't there for 6 hours.
Don't you remember we got there at like midnight and left like at 4 or 5 and Second....
Stuart Christ
Dude I don't even remember yesterday. Anyone have a pipe?
Jeffery
Hey if you guys ever want to have a different setting for a vlog you can use my crib
The Justin
You mean your parents house?
Jeffery
Yeah
The Justin
Well that will help us out a lot
Stuart Christ
What will?
Colbert
Doing a vlog at Jeffery's
Stuart Christ
Who?
Colbert
Jeffery....you just met him
Stuart Christ
Met who?
Jeffery
Me
Stuart Christ
Hey I'm Stuart. Are you new?
The Justin
Fuck this
Colbert
Why are you so pissed? Now you have a conservative, a stoner, a lazy kid that's in his
mid twenties and lives with his parents, and a mass murderer as members of your blog.
Stuart Christ
He's got a point
The Justin
Maybe you're right Stuart
Stuart Christ
Right about what?
The Justin
Forget it. Ok fine, welcomne Jeffery
Jeffery
Thanks Dawg, I promise I won't let you...
The Justin
Shut the fuck up.
Jeffery
OK
By: Jeans Pants | Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 11:13 PM | |
I'm So Fucked, and not in the good way
It's 3:30 am. I can't fucking sleep. For the last week or more I have been relying on sleeping pills to get me to dreamland. Dream land one word or two? I don't know. Who said that word "know" should be spelt with a "K"? Whoever decided that is a fucking moron. Maybe it was the decider? Huh?
OK so each night this week I've went to bed sleeping pill free. But after tossing and turning for a few hours I've always ended up taking a sleeping pill. Tonight I'm trying to fight the urge to take a sleeping pill. What sucks the most is that at 8:30 am I have to pick up my friend Danny. We're going to reserve the Nintendo Wii which comes out November 19th. Why am I doing this? I don't fucking "K"now. I don't have any money, but I do have a gift certificate.
Another thing that's been pissing me off is that my vlogger sight isnt working. As you may notice below this post I have a new vlog posted. It wasn't easy. The sight I use to upload claims my blog doesn't exist anymore. When I tried fixing the problem it still says my blog doesn't exist.
Is there anyone I know still awake? Give me a call or something. Maybe I'll try a new method of sleep. Hitting myself over the head with a frying pan. Maybe that will help.
A Little Something For Everyone
I'm sorry for there being so many video posts and a lack of written ones. I know a lot of you say you have either trouble loading my posts or it just takes too long. I promise I have a written one coming soon. I do have to warn you all, I plan on doing another video post tomorrow. If I play my cards right I will post them about the same time. A little something for everyone.
To all of you that have sent me good thoughts in wished on my health I just want to say thank you. I appreciate you all. I used to like my Dr but I wonder if he either just doesn't care, or knows what he's talking about and I should just calm down or, because I have HMO, really doesn't care. I feel like I've been getting the runaround with him.
I also notice that a lot of you have new posts out there. No offense but I am going to go to bed and I promise to read them tomorrow. Oh and Pablo, if you're out there, I got your message, I couldnt call you back right away, and then I forgot. I'll call you tomorrow buddy. Goodnight everyone.