<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d18844042\x26blogName\x3dThe+Untitled+Justin+Adams+Project\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLACK\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://jeanspants.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://jeanspants.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-6254931972159545854', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe", messageHandlersFilter: gapi.iframes.CROSS_ORIGIN_IFRAMES_FILTER, messageHandlers: { 'blogger-ping': function() {} } }); } }); </script>
 

Introducing....Jeffery

What's up my Dawgs????? What's up bitches???? So I've just been hired to do posts here on this blog. This is really good because I need something to do while I hang out in my small apartment. I mean it's small but it's pretty cool. I gots my own mini fridge, I gots my own queen size beds which is too big for my apartment but you know what, the bed is where it's at you know what Im saying Dawg???? High Five.

Movin on, my apartments gots its own TV with built in DVD player. The TV is one of those flat screen Wegas made by sony and shit. I was able to pimp it out with surround sound which is so fucking cool. You're like watching TV and like shit comes at you and then you hear that shit from that back and shit and it's just some fucking cool shit. I aint gots room for chairs in shit so I bought those blow up chairs. It's fucking great because when company's over I just inflate it and stuff. The most rocken part of my room is that the door is connected to my parents house. I just got to like open the door and I'm there you know....

The Justin
What the fuck is this?

Jeffery
What?

The Justin
What are you doing here?

Colbert
I hired him Justin

The Justin
What?

Jeffery
He hired me dawg

The Justin
Why did he do that? Why would you do that Colbert?

Colbert
I don't know....I was bored

The Justin
What is he going to add this this blog

Colbert
What do you add except whinning and complaining?

The Justin
Well....

Jeffery
Dude look, it's OK. Im going to work hard for this site

Jason Voorhees
I'm sure he'll work as hard as me

The Justin
What? When was your last post?

Jason Voorhees
Ummm like June , I think

Colbert
The real question is when did Jason start talking?

Jason Voorhees
What........Oh yeah, I mean CH CH CH HA HA HA

Stuart Christ
Hey anyone want some brownies?

Colbert
Hold the phone right there buddy. Last time you made brownies
we had to take Justin to the hospital remember that?

Stuart Christ
Did we?

Colbert
We were there for like 6 hours

Jeffery
Oh dude hook me up with a brownie

Stuart Christ
Who are you?

Jeffery
I'm Jeffery

Colbert
He's our new member

The Justin
First, the brownies were way too strong and we weren't there for 6 hours.
Don't you remember we got there at like midnight and left like at 4 or 5 and Second....

Stuart Christ
Dude I don't even remember yesterday. Anyone have a pipe?

Jeffery
Hey if you guys ever want to have a different setting for a vlog you can use my crib

The Justin
You mean your parents house?

Jeffery
Yeah

The Justin
Well that will help us out a lot

Stuart Christ
What will?

Colbert
Doing a vlog at Jeffery's

Stuart Christ
Who?

Colbert
Jeffery....you just met him

Stuart Christ
Met who?

Jeffery
Me

Stuart Christ
Hey I'm Stuart. Are you new?

The Justin
Fuck this

Colbert
Why are you so pissed? Now you have a conservative, a stoner, a lazy kid that's in his
mid twenties and lives with his parents, and a mass murderer as members of your blog.

Stuart Christ
He's got a point

The Justin
Maybe you're right Stuart

Stuart Christ
Right about what?

The Justin
Forget it. Ok fine, welcomne Jeffery

Jeffery
Thanks Dawg, I promise I won't let you...

The Justin
Shut the fuck up.

Jeffery
OK












There

  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 2:26 AM |  

    that my friend was funny...almost as funny as your rap...but right now i can't laugh aloud because i have a freind sleeping on my couch and they won't leave....if i could have i would have laughed aloud...keep it unreal ok

  2. Blogger Inez | 9:13 AM |  

    Hahaha...do you really want to bring Jeffery in the mix?

  3. Blogger Pablo | 6:31 PM |  

    Dementia Praecox A.K.A. Schizophrenia. You're a nut Justine. Good slimes.

  4. Blogger Mike Ambs | 1:54 PM |  

    I think I know who Jeffery is based off... hmm...