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My Bostonian Roots: Another Popular Demand

So people wonder all the time why I don't have a Boston Accent or why I don't speak like a Bostonian. Well I took lots of speech classes in my life with the hopes I may one day become an actor. So that's where my Boston accent/slang went. Now, by popular demand, and because of the movie "The Departed", I am going to try and bring back my Boston roots starting with my speech. Here's my first sentence.


Your Caah is wicked pissa. I would would love for that fucken thing to be pahked in my Gahrage. Go Fuck yourself!!!

translation

Hey I like your car. I would love to own one myself. See ya later.

There

  1. Blogger Mike Ambs | 12:37 PM |  

    Arrgh!! I totally forgot last night during the commentary to say: "Hey, I'm gonna' smoke. You wanna' smoke? No, you don't smoke do you. Whattya' some kinda' health nut? Huh? Go fuck yourself." :(

  2. Blogger jamwall | 8:58 PM |  

    wicked awesome!

  3. Blogger jillie | 9:10 AM |  

    My sign-other lived in Mass and then in NYC for 10 years. So I know the accent well. I tease him mom all the time. She's from Rhode Island. Their dog Charlie is Chollie...she hate's when I tease her. But then I still have a bit of my cheesehead accent...ya der ey!

  4. Blogger Spinning Girl | 11:18 AM |  

    whatevah

  5. Blogger Spinning Girl | 5:05 PM |  

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  6. Blogger Spinning Girl | 5:06 PM |  

    You have been added to the mad frolic of blog-love known as Spinning Girl's Pigpile on the Spinning Bed (my favorite blogs).

    Bow before me to prove you are worthy.

  7. Blogger Stealth | 7:59 AM |  

    that was hilarious! lmao!

  8. Blogger Claire | 12:28 PM |  

    I think I prefer you without the Boston...it's scary. They ddin't talk like that in Cheers..mind you not all Brits talk like they do in Merkin shows.

  9. Blogger Manda | 4:53 PM |  

    niiice.

    now go fuck ya self

  10. Anonymous Anonymous | 8:30 PM |  

    When I visited Boston, I spent the entire trip telling everyone to paahk the caaah at Haaavaaahd Yaaahd. I think everyone was sick of me by the end...wonder why?

  11. Blogger rhetorissa | 4:40 PM |  

    Hahahahhahahaha.... unfortunately, I can't help but hear all of that in Matt Damon's voice.