5 things the general public doesn't already know about me

So there's this really great game going around the" internets". Whats this game? Well you write 5 things about yourself the general public doesn't know about you and then you tag someone. So I was tagged by Mike who was tagged by Rick who was tagged by Steve yadda yadda yadda. Not only that but Justin Colbert was tagged by Amanda from Caliblog and Stuart Christ was tagged by Angela from BlackCat INC. Here we go.


1. I've had off and on therapy between the years 1998 and 2002. I didn't know how to control my frustration. When mad and or faced with some sort of issue I didn't know how to deal with i would either break something I loved or hurt myself badly. I stopped my therapy only because I couldn't afford it anymore. Now I am 90% better then I used to be. I had relapses but that only included me tearing off a shirt....like the Hulk. That was 2 years ago.

2. My mom spent my entire life drinking and talking on the phone. She would rather still be a high school teenager then be a mom. It took me going home in September of 2001 and basically attacking her and telling her she needs to grow up to make her stop. That's one of the best and worst moments of my life.

3. I kind of have a love for star trek but there is a reason behind my madness. Star Trek takes place in the 24th century. According to the Star trek Universe there is peace on earth and the planet is all united as one. Sounds cheesy I know. What makes me like Star Trek so much is that I think it is a pretty great dream of the future. A world united that explores different planets. And it had Patrick Stewart. He's the bomb.

4. Most people think I'm gay and I'm not. It doesn't bother me at all. In college I actually had many many guys come on to me. I'm one of the few guys that will admit that he's had so many men come on to him that he actually sat down one day and just thought about it. The answer very quickly was no I'm not gay. But how many guys will admit that they sat down and thought about it?

5. I was raised as a Republican and for many years and was one. It took me growing away from my family to realize what I was.... Gay! No I'm kidding. A Democrat of course


1. I helped rig the 2004 election. What? It's over! What are you going to do about it? Go back in time and let John Kerry win?

2. You know how people were raised on a small farm? Well I was raped by a small farm. I was milking a cow and they all ganged up on me. The goats, the horses...I don't want to talk about it.

3. I am smarter than you.

4. I am doing everything I can to help woman get the recognition they deserve. In the kitchen anyways. That's where they belong

5. I've had sex with Amanda from Caliblog. Eat that Mike



1. I told Judas that Jesus liked a girl that he was trying to mack and it made Judas all mad and jealous and that's why he turned on him. It was a lie. I was just mad because Jesus was always hanging with big tittied Magdaline and I really wanted to mack her and you see where Im going. The crucifixion came 3 years early because of me.

2. Jesus turns water into wine but I turn grass into weed. Fucking good shit over here man!

3. Angela from BlackCatINC has this serious crush on me. She's always calling me and trying to get me to touch her breasts. It's not really a bad thing it's just that she smells like a combination of bad liquor and feet.

4. You know the Katrina incident? Well Dad asked me to turn the hurricane into a category 1 before it hit and I decided that day that I'd rather get shitfaced and pass out. My bad.

5. I piss holy water.


So I need to tag some people. Mariamarida, Claire from Little Miss Sunshine, The Pope of Chili town, Trailerboy, Inez, Pablo and of course...Mollye =0)