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The Vote that Doesn't Count part 3

Justin
Knock; Knock


Colbert
Who's there?

Justin
You Lost

Colbert
You lost, who?

Justin
You lost seats in the House and the Senate. that's what you Lost...

Colbert
Oh you think you're so funny. You and your freedom hating team of Bin Laden loving liberals.
The American people are smart. They'll V for Vendetta your ass

Justin
The American people are smarter than I had given them credit for

Colbert
Oh so you both hate America and think their stupid. You make me sick

Justin
I never said that

Colbert
Don't worry, you'll be tasting the blade from God's scimitar for the next 2 years. The Republicans are like Jesus. Last night was our crusifixtion. In 2 days we will return more powerful than, well, God!

Justin
That's a mighty bold statement. 2 days huh?

Colbert
Ok maybe not 2 days. That's kind of soon. Do me a favor?

Justin
Yeah?

Colbert
When you get to hell, call me. I always wanted to know what the eternal depths of hell's fire tastes like.

Justin
When I get to hell I'll convince the devil that Gods making weapons of mass destruction that way we'll invade your ass causing thousands and thousands of angels to lose their lives.

Colbert
Lives?

Justin
Are angels alive?

Colbert
I dont know

Justin
Yeah I dont care. Good day Colbert

Colbert
Wait I'm not

Justin
I said Good Day!


There

  1. Blogger Claire | 10:46 AM |  

    I'm hunting for a job and reapplying to uni. It's all very complicated! He he. I take it you don't like Repbulicans much then?

  2. Blogger Pablo | 7:03 PM |  

    Go Dodgers!!! I mean Democrats. Let's see what lies beyond the mirror now that we have control.

  3. Blogger Claire | 5:00 AM |  

    Bath was nice, but I wasn't happy being so far away from home, hence me reapplying for somewhere else. I have no problem with you being anti-Republican. I studied American History last year and have no preferance. I don't between Labour and Conservative over here....methinks it could be a problem when I get to vote. He he

  4. Blogger Inez | 6:57 PM |  

    we won because i voted! hehe

  5. Blogger Mike Ambs | 1:34 AM |  

    It's true... Republicans are like Jesus. Wait... what?

    It's funny 'cause they think it's true.