Colbert
Bad news Papa Bear

Justin
Yeah what's that?

Colbert
Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed

Justin
Ok?

Colbert
You can just add that to the John Kerry pile. Now you liberals are in
more trouble then ever

Justin
What?

Colbert
The break up of any Hollywood couple brings liberals down. They'll lock themselves
in their houses, sit in front of the TV with Bon Bon's, call a friend and just cry. That means liberals will be staying home today.

Justin
First, as of right now we've gained governorship in Ohio and we got Senate seats in PA, RI and OH.

Colbert
Cheating again I see

Justin
Again! Again? When did we cheat before? We keep losing. Even when conservatives
fuck up the easiest thing like attacking the people that attacked us. How do you fuck that up? Yet you still did, and you still won. Don't bring it here. besides, Britney Spears is a conservative.

Colbert
What?

Justin
Yeah, way to set an example with your wonderful whore role models like Spears or the Bush twins or Barbara Bush or Ann Coulter.

Colbert
Spears is a conservative?

Justin
Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

Colbert
Oh man, I hope she 's OK. Maybe I should call her. What do you think?

Justin
Yeah do that, give her some lovin. Her and that diseased vag...

Colbert
Whoa Whoa,! What's going on? When did the tables turn here?

Justin
Looks here we just won gubernatorial races in NY and Mass. Oh and we
took the Governorship in Mass

Colbert
Wait! That means...

Justin
Yup, Gay marriage might spread

Colbert
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! That skeazy, slick Michael J Fox with his herpes
disease or whatever he has is to blame.

Justin
Looks like we've almost got both houses

Colbert
Damn you Jim Caviezel!!!

Justin
Jim Caviezel?

Colbert
He's doing a horrible job looking over us

Justin
Looking over ....? Oh right, because he's Jesus. You're and idiot