"Deck the Halls" ? I'd rather Punch my B&#$'s! "or "PayCheck the movie"
Pick your title!
Walking through the mall a week or so ago I couldnt help notice 4 giant posters promoting the new movie "Deck the Halls". These same 4 posters were scattered all over the mall. Hanging from the ceiling, on the walls, in the bathrooms. OK maybe not in the bathrooms.
A few days afterwards I got to see the trailer for this upcomign shtifest and boy am I excited. 2 fathers battling it out to see who has better Christmas decorations? I haven't been this excited since my last car accident. The last time I anticipated something like this was when a dentist was coming towards me with a drill. This movie will be great.
Earlier this week I went to another mall and these posters were hanging there too. I can't get away from them. Let me show you 3 of the 4 posters.
Above is a picture of the Dad's. The poster just shouts out "Jolly Good Fun" doesn't it? Or maybe it's shouting "Wacky Dad's are funny". Oh! It yells holiday fun. That's it! Anytime I see 2 acclaimed actors on sleds it's hard to resist temptation.
Speaking of temptation. Wow, this poster screams under-age sex. Pedophiles watch out. When guys are asked by a girl to see this movie you know this is the poster that convinces them to go. In a guys mind its..." oh this movie looks shitty, but there's hot 16 year olds in it".
Last poster. So is this poster saying" look at our nutty husbands, this is one wacky holiday" or is it saying "look we got Kristen Davis from Sex and the City and Broadway great Kristen Chenoweth" or is it saying "Milfs"? Here's a tagline: This Holiday Season, Get Sexy!I feel that all the actors in this movie are way better than this. I don't like thinking that Ferris Bueller, The Penguin, Charlotte York, Glenda the good Witch from the North and Maebe Funke are all in LOOR movie. What's LOOR you ask?It's like LOL. It's Laughing Out Of Respect. I made it up. Catchy huh?
Ok, so it's unfare to judge a book by it's cover right? Nah, The cover sucks and the random pages I was able to check out (thank you trailer) looked horrible. If this was a book the pages would be better used as toilet paper then reading material.
Wow , after looking at those last 2 pictures again, I retract everything I said. I mean look at those posters. I apologize to you all. Who wants to go with me November 22nd? Anyone?
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I can't believe you didn't even mention that it's Maeby in the middle! Ha... "Maeby in the middle" - that sounds like a dirty movie.
I can't wait to bring the whole family and yell "Dad, that's something YOU would do!", especially after that 2nd picture pops up on the screen.
Thanksgiving dinner just won't taste the same.
Mollye, yes you have been saying it for weeks.
Mike, here's the shout out. Hey everyone, one of the Santa Girls is Ali Shawkat who played Maebe Funke on Arrested Development
Michelle, you commnet made me and my girlfriend laugh and smile. I still am. Thanks for coming back =0)
We get another installment of the Santa Clause sarga here...I didn't see the first 2 let alone want a thrid! Having said that I want to see one called Happy Feet. Dancing penguins anyone? (come one what could be cooler?)
I like your 'LOOR' idea... but I think the people who attend this movie will probably be doing so because they actually think it's funny. Don't these typically make megabucks? Oh wait, yea, that's probably the underage chicks. Right-o.
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