"Justin's a Contradiction" by J. Colbert

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Justin claims to be a liberal supporting small business but really, as we have just learned, is not. He's no different then, me.

I am obviously a fan of big corporations. I mean why wouldnt I want to go into a massive chain and buy a sweet pair of jeans for $4.99. I mean yeah they're made by a young 13 year old Korean child whose living in poverty. Probably going home to some closet sized house with a family of ten to feed and one of those people needs constant care maybe from some disease but really, isn't that the child's problem? That's not my problem. I support sales on socks.

I'm glad Gabby's Produce broke down. Not for the same reasons Justin shares. This prevents Gabby from taking business away from the company's that need it. Ralphs, Albertsons, Vons, Jons etc.

Justin says he's happy it's shut down so he can get some sleep but if he really supported small business, he wouldn't be trying to sleep in, he'd be out there with Gabby trying to fix it. Justin, didn't I see you buying fruit at Ralphs the other day> Bravo my good man. You're a hypocrite.

By the way, I don't know if you all heard but Wal-mart's taking all the blood it's collected from their assembly line workers and are now going to have a sale on red paint. I don't get how those two things go together but whatever, I need red paint. The sale starts Friday so I'll be seeing you all at Wal-Mart. Peace!!!