Fuck, Shit, Piss, Asshole, Prick, Pussy, - what do all these words have in common? Go Ahead, take a fucking guess

C.B.S is pulling their regularly schedule broadcast of the 9/11 documentary titled "9/11". For anyone who hasn't seen this documentary it's something I highly recommend. Not for entertainment purposes but for the experience.

"9/11" was originally a documentary about being a rookie firefighter in New York City. If memory serves me correct the documentary begins in late August 2001. The movie chronicles what life is like for fire fighters in New York. We even get to see the rookie's pay check. For 2 weeks of work he gets $377. It sucks.

We see a little of the firefighters everyday life all the way up until 9/11. To anyone that has ever wondered where the only footage of the first plane hitting tower one came from it was from the documentary. The firefighters were out fixing a gas leak when they heard the plane, looked up and saw the first plane hit.

At this point we get a short ride in the fire engine to tower one, and both the engine house and the film crew are one of the firs to enter tower one. From this point the documentary is crazy because you bare witness to a barrage of lost faces not knowing what to do. One of the document Arians walks outside to get a closer look at the tower when the second plane hits. The film crew is still in tower 1 when tower 2 collapses and we watch the firemen escape on camera.

It's scary, it's real. It's also not going to air on CBS. Why? Because some "family values" groups are worried about the "hardcore profanity" within the film. At least we know there ok with the violence right? Oh heaven forbid that my son hears someone yell "shit, are you ok?" or "fuck, run!!!". You're afraid of your kids watching, then don't let them watch it. Solved that problem.

Listen I have a better idea. I may need some help with this one. I am going to re-edit this documentary. It's illegal I know but picture this, the plane is about to hit tower 1 when it makes a sharp turn. It goes past the towers, it lands on the only empty street in NY, the door opens and out comes Bin Laden. He says “I’m sorry America. My plan was to terrorize you but....*tears*....I can't do it. I love you all". Or, this is better, Right before the second tower gets hit, Superman arrives just in time. Wait, wait, I got one better. We re-edit it so it looks like nothing happened. Because isn't life just happier that way. Oh wait none of the would fix the swearing. Because to make it still believable I would have to cut out all the swears because in real life, no one ever swears.

Who was it in history that decided that certain words are bad? Did one person strike his thumb and yell "FUCK!!!" and did someone turn to him and say “oh my that's a bad word"? Where in life were these decisions made? I do wonder how many kids would watch that documentary and every time someone swears think to themselves " Oh man that's cool". Then when those kids swear I guess you could blame 9/11 right?

So the answer to my question above, what do all those words have in common? It's not that they're swears, Not that their bad words. It's that they're just words. And nobody should be afraid of them.

So to all you family values groups I just want to say Fuck you all and to all my readers I want to say I fucking appreciate you and love you all. Thanks for reading my fucking blog and reading my fucking shit. You sons of bitches are too good to me. See you all later fuckers.