"The War on the War" by J Colbert

The left have been attacking the president for years when it comes to the subject of the war. They say it's in just. They say we're over there claiming oil. Their saying That Saddam Hussein was never a true threat. Well I have a point I'd like to make. Saddam Hussein had oil correct? We went over there and yes we are taking that oil. What does oil assist in producing? The answer is fires. What is fire? But a weapon of mass destruction maybe.

The president is constantly "slammed" with accusations that he doesn't care about the people of Iraq. That stopping terrorism isn't his true goal. Liberals want us to believe that he's nothing more then a C average student whose only real goal is to achieve money for himself and his friends.

Are we supposed to believe that this war hero was AWOL for most of his time in the coast guard?
Come On!!!
That his daddy hooked him up with the coast guard to get him out of Vietnem? Come On!!!

Are we suppose to believe that our elected president wasn't elected but actually cheated with the assistance of his republican brother from FL and his cousin who worked at FOX news that announced that Bush won the presidency? Come On!!!

So many people by into the presidents act of talking like an unconfident 12 year old child speaking in front of his class when really he's been researching for a role in the upcoming film "I Am Sam 2: Sam's Revenge". Good Luck Mr. President

The war has taught us a lot. Remember before the war we all thought the world was flat? Guess what? Going to Iraq proved the world is actually cylinder. Yup, that is true.

Before the war we were all stuck watching movies with only the full frame as an option. Now we can choose widescreen. Now we can view the movies as the directors intended us to see it.

Before the war we had no idea what it was like on the moon. Thanks to the war we have finally set foot on the moon. Making first contact with....moon rocks.

Also if it wasn't for the war I'd still be dating this...

Thank God for the war because here is who I'm dating now...

Yup I'm dating Veronica Mars. We have a pretty strong relationship. Except whenever there's a murder she tends to blame everyone including me. Always turning my DNA in to the police or sneaking behind my back twisting my words to authorities telling them I enjoy torturing people when I really said...Well I enjoy torturing people but that's beside the point. Yeah our realtionship is great except for the whole trust thing.

Last thing I'd like to add or ask is hasn't everyone noticed how gas prices have been going down? It's a miracle rigth? Who cares if some innocent family thousands of miles away are getting interigated in the middle of the night, maybe even tortured. I don't know who they are. With any luck they will have been killed or beaten for a good cause. So I can buy gas $3.00 a gallon and watch a lot of other people get wealthier and wealthier. Keep the Slaughter alive Mr President. We need that oil.