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Don't talk to me when.... by Justin Colbert

I'm taking a shit in a public restroom. Ok that's a little gross to talk about I know. It's grosser for all of us when we have to do it. We feel kind of gross and dirty and we all just want it to be over. So when a time in my life came where I had to do the duty (HA!!! Get it?), someone I knew came in, not a bright individual, and started talking to me.

Now it's not like when you're in your own bathroom and you get to put you legs up, maybe light some candles, kick back with a magazine preferably with a lot of pictures. What ever I read needs to be something that doesn't have words because I hate to read. Then you pop in something nice and smooth to listen to like some Manilow or some Avril Lavigne. Then you just kind of kick back and let yourself go...literally.

In a public restroom you don't want to touch anything. Usually the floors are wet because for some reason people miss. How do you miss when you're sitting, Come On!!! Sometimes there are dirty tissues all over the place and it smells and the doors being held shut by your hand because the lock is broken from somebody kicking it for no apparent reason what so ever. Public bathrooms are miserable. So when someone comes and they try to have a conversation with you prepare yourself for a good time. There's nothing more relaxing then a conversation like this...

Person
Hey J.C.

J.C.
Yeah?

Person
Good meeting eh?

J.C.
What?

Person
Good Meeting?

J.C.
Yeah, great. One of the best.

Person
What are you doing later?

J.C.
I really don't know right now

Person
Wow I think someone drew all over the walls

J.C.
Ya think?

Person
Yeah they did.

J.C.
Ok

Person
It's a beautiful day out

J.C.
I know, you should go enjoy it.

Person
Yeah I think I will. Ok catch you later

J.C.
Yeah

Can't say it wasn't a thought provoking conversation. I think I learned something from that talk. I'll let you all know what it is when I figure it out. I guess it could have been worse...

Person
Hey J.C.?

J.C.
Yeah?

Person
What are you doing in there?


There

  1. Blogger Pablo | 12:34 AM |  

    Justine, go blast a dookie elsewhere. If I want to talk and you happen to be in the same room no damn divider is going to keep me from "shootin the shit"!!!!! AAAhhhh Hhhhaaaaa Hhhhaaaaaa!!!! That was funny.

  2. Blogger Inez | 1:35 AM |  

    you really thought that was funny didnt you P....lame-o