Unbelievable
Some of these customer comments I'm going to bring are are re-hashed. But what are you going to do?
Customer
How much is this?
Me
$199.00
Customer
Oh, Ok how much is it for two of them?
Me
ummmm $398.00
How much is this?
Me
$199.00
Customer
Oh, Ok how much is it for two of them?
Me
ummmm $398.00
What should have been said
Customer
How much is this?
Me
$199.00
Customer
How much is it for two of them
Me
Well you dumb shit let me go get you a pencil and a piece of paper so you can
take yourself back in time and think back really hard to when
you sat in front of a desk in grade school and the
teacher asked "what's 1 plus 1" and you raised your hand and yelled "5" and
the teacher said "no you dumb son of a bitch
it's 2". Then you can use the skills you learned in that class
and figure out this hard equation that has
presented itself.
How much is this?
Me
$199.00
Customer
How much is it for two of them
Me
Well you dumb shit let me go get you a pencil and a piece of paper so you can
take yourself back in time and think back really hard to when
you sat in front of a desk in grade school and the
teacher asked "what's 1 plus 1" and you raised your hand and yelled "5" and
the teacher said "no you dumb son of a bitch
it's 2". Then you can use the skills you learned in that class
and figure out this hard equation that has
presented itself.
Here's another one
Customer
I need that bed
Me
OK what size?
Full size, and can I get it with the slats?
Me
Sure
Customer
Ok (he points) it's that bed over there that's $119. That's
the one I want.
Me
I know. I got it. It's the full size bed with slats you want
Customer
Yes and can I get that mattress over there?
Me
OK the one over there. Got that too. So you here is the paper
with your order on it. The bed comes to $109 and the
mattress is $169
Customer
$109? I thought it was $119?
Me
Yeah that's for the queen size
Customer
I don't want the queen
Me
I know. I'm aware of this. That's why I got you the full. Here
on this paper.
Customer
No I want the full
Me
I know that's why I got you the full.
Customer
(he points at the bed again) But that sign says the price is $119
Me
Sir that's the queen size bed. That bed over there on display is the queen size
version of the full size bed you want and are getting.
Customer
Oh? Ohhhhhhh.
I need that bed
Me
OK what size?
Full size, and can I get it with the slats?
Me
Sure
Customer
Ok (he points) it's that bed over there that's $119. That's
the one I want.
Me
I know. I got it. It's the full size bed with slats you want
Customer
Yes and can I get that mattress over there?
Me
OK the one over there. Got that too. So you here is the paper
with your order on it. The bed comes to $109 and the
mattress is $169
Customer
$109? I thought it was $119?
Me
Yeah that's for the queen size
Customer
I don't want the queen
Me
I know. I'm aware of this. That's why I got you the full. Here
on this paper.
Customer
No I want the full
Me
I know that's why I got you the full.
Customer
(he points at the bed again) But that sign says the price is $119
Me
Sir that's the queen size bed. That bed over there on display is the queen size
version of the full size bed you want and are getting.
Customer
Oh? Ohhhhhhh.
So here's what I said in my head. I 'll start in the middle to prevent you from having to re-reading what I wrote.
Me
OK the one over there. Got that too. So you here is the paper
with your order on it. The bed comes to $109 and the
mattress is $169
Customer
$109? I thought it was $119?
Me
Yeah that's for the queen size
Customer
I don't want the queen
Me
I know. I'm aware of this. That's why I got you the full. Here
on this paper.
Customer
No I want the full
Me
What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously? Where did you go wrong
in life? Your purpose in life must be to piss people off
Customer
But I want the full. The sign says its $119 and what
you wrote up is only $109
Me
We're still on this aren't we? Ok Here are a couple of Pencils. Go stand
over by the sign and everytime you look at the $119 price and
ask yourself "why is it cheaper on paper?" I want you to
shove a pencil up your ass. Fuck how do you drive?
Do you take 3 wrong exits until you finally get it right?
I hate you.
Well what am I suppose to do? What can I take home
Me
You can take home a good porno. Cuddle up with it in your lonely
room. Sit there all by yourself and think about a life you will never have
because woman, or men depending on your taste, don't like assholes. And
you sir are an asshole. You look like a colon ready to erupt
and you smell like a latrine. Go Fuck yourself
and stop shitting all over my day. Man I hope you get hit by a bus.
OK the one over there. Got that too. So you here is the paper
with your order on it. The bed comes to $109 and the
mattress is $169
Customer
$109? I thought it was $119?
Me
Yeah that's for the queen size
Customer
I don't want the queen
Me
I know. I'm aware of this. That's why I got you the full. Here
on this paper.
Customer
No I want the full
Me
What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously? Where did you go wrong
in life? Your purpose in life must be to piss people off
Customer
But I want the full. The sign says its $119 and what
you wrote up is only $109
Me
We're still on this aren't we? Ok Here are a couple of Pencils. Go stand
over by the sign and everytime you look at the $119 price and
ask yourself "why is it cheaper on paper?" I want you to
shove a pencil up your ass. Fuck how do you drive?
Do you take 3 wrong exits until you finally get it right?
I hate you.
Here's another one. This is from today. Really quick. My job has these 39 inch paper rulers which are free for the customers when they come in.
CustomerCustomer
Excuse me sir, it broke.
Me
What broke
Customer
The ruler. What should I do?
Me
I tell you what, I'll go get you one.
Customer
Thank you
a few seconds later
Me
Here you go mam
Customer
Oh thank you. I didn't break it. I mean it broke on it's own.
It wasn't my fault
Me
What? ( I realize quickly that she thinks this is
something terrible she's done and feels
she has broken an important
produbt) It's ok mam. Don't worry
Excuse me sir, it broke.
Me
What broke
Customer
The ruler. What should I do?
Me
I tell you what, I'll go get you one.
Customer
Thank you
a few seconds later
Me
Here you go mam
Customer
Oh thank you. I didn't break it. I mean it broke on it's own.
It wasn't my fault
Me
What? ( I realize quickly that she thinks this is
something terrible she's done and feels
she has broken an important
produbt) It's ok mam. Don't worry
Time to back track
Customer
Excuse me sir, it broke.
Me
What broke
Customer
The ruler. What should I do?
Me
What should you do Holy Fuck I can't believe you broke it.
Stay right there. Don't you fucking move. I'm going
to hit the fire alarm and start evacuation. You on the
other hand need to stay right there until
I get security over here.
Excuse me sir, it broke.
Me
What broke
Customer
The ruler. What should I do?
Me
What should you do Holy Fuck I can't believe you broke it.
Stay right there. Don't you fucking move. I'm going
to hit the fire alarm and start evacuation. You on the
other hand need to stay right there until
I get security over here.
Customer
I didn't break it. I mean it broke on it's own.
It wasn't my fault
Me
Oh it wasn't? Oh OK that's good to know. It must have torn on it's own
You fucking Moron.
I didn't break it. I mean it broke on it's own.
It wasn't my fault
Me
Oh it wasn't? Oh OK that's good to know. It must have torn on it's own
You fucking Moron.
We have a new catalogue coming out. Most customer will recive them on August first
Customer
I need a catalogue for your closets
Me
Well right now we're in a transitional phase and we don't have
any catalogues for any department. The new ones should be here by august first
Customer
I need a catalogue to take home though.
Me
I wont have any until August first
Customer
Well then you tell me the price of everything in your department then
by typing it in and printing it out
Me
ummm Im afraid not. I can't do that
Customer
Well what am I suppose to do? What can I take home
Me
As I said, nothing until August first
I need a catalogue for your closets
Me
Well right now we're in a transitional phase and we don't have
any catalogues for any department. The new ones should be here by August first
Customer
I need a catalogue to take home though.
Me
I wont have any until August first
Customer
Well then you tell me the price of everything in your department then
by typing it in and printing it out
Me
Ha Ha yeah OK let me start that now. Let me bring up
the proper screen I need
Customer
OK good
Me
Yeah I'm pulling your leg you balding fat shit.
I need a catalogue for your closets
Me
Well right now we're in a transitional phase and we don't have
any catalogues for any department. The new ones should be here by august first
Customer
I need a catalogue to take home though.
Me
I wont have any until August first
Customer
Well then you tell me the price of everything in your department then
by typing it in and printing it out
Me
ummm Im afraid not. I can't do that
Customer
Well what am I suppose to do? What can I take home
Me
As I said, nothing until August first
Ok let's do this
CustomerI need a catalogue for your closets
Me
Well right now we're in a transitional phase and we don't have
any catalogues for any department. The new ones should be here by August first
Customer
I need a catalogue to take home though.
Me
I wont have any until August first
Customer
Well then you tell me the price of everything in your department then
by typing it in and printing it out
Me
Ha Ha yeah OK let me start that now. Let me bring up
the proper screen I need
Customer
OK good
Me
Yeah I'm pulling your leg you balding fat shit.
Well what am I suppose to do? What can I take home
Me
You can take home a good porno. Cuddle up with it in your lonely
room. Sit there all by yourself and think about a life you will never have
because woman, or men depending on your taste, don't like assholes. And
you sir are an asshole. You look like a colon ready to erupt
and you smell like a latrine. Go Fuck yourself
and stop shitting all over my day. Man I hope you get hit by a bus.
On that note. Goodnight everyone.
There
Hay bud E. u miss pelled "latrine"
P.S. i think u are in the wrong business
hey justin,
welcome back to beds!!!
i can't believe u didn't book out EVERY items in the store for the customer to take home with the price next to it. what were u thinking justin, how could you???
he needed the price of everything in our dept. he's probably crying in the corner of his room. ;-P
you know what i would have said
"there's pencil and paper by the blue cabinet and prices are to the left hand of every item on the floor" turn and walk away chanting quietly "don't call me back".
;-)
I spelt a lot of things wrong on this post. I was going to fix them but sadly there are way too many =0)
~Me
wow...you must have had a bad day...stuart must have been in charge!!
actually, I didn't. I just get sick of selfish people and people that become so lazy when they enter the store that all they can think to say upon entering is " what am I suppose to do, how does this work?"
that was so funny! i had to read it out loud to mike and his brother. easpecailly the last 2. it brings me back! have a good weekend at work!! :) hahahhahahahha
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