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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear After SEX

I thought of this topic a while ago. I think myspace has one currently floating around somewhere. But heres my version. In no order

Ah, Thank God that's over with

Did you go? Did you go?

Aren't you going to eat that?

(in the dark)
Did you like it when I shit on you?
(your response)
WHAT???

Oh I took that thing off a while ago

GET OUT!!!!

Phew, Wow That was fun huh? (TV turns on)

Hey little guy. How long you been standing there?

Yup it broke

I have to go take a shit

Shit!!! My husbands home

Yeah it was good, but this is what you should do next time

Go get me a beer, oh and something to eat

Wow that was like amazing. Not amazing like when Kirk fought Kahn but amazing like when Gandalf took Merry on his horse away from the battle and they confronted the WitchKing and the WitchKing broke Gandalf's staff and he almost got killed but the WitchKing decided to go kill King Theoden instead and Gandalf and Merry escaped which wasn't in the actual movie but in the deleted scenes of the Lord Of the Rings Return of the King Four Disc special edition that came out on DVD in December 2004.

Oh my God aren't you my daughters friend from high school?

NO!!! I don't want to do it again. That was enough thank you.

Yeah I'm done

Was that it?

That was it wasn't it?

They looked bigger with your clothes on

The rumours about your penis are highly exagerated

Hopefully my mom didn't hear that

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...was it OK?

Oh Fuck No!!! Sis?

Now really quick. A few things you wouldn't want to hear toward the end of sex

Somethings Happening to me!!! Somethings Happening to me!!!

Jeez are you almost done or...?

Here go in this jar, I'll add yours to my collection



There

  1. Blogger Pablo | 12:21 AM |  

    I've read all of your goings on now. Just to let you know. And regarding the "My Bank Sucks" post, yeah it does suck man. That's why I cancelled my account with them a long ass time ago. You're a crack whore. Good slimes. Later Justine.

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