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"Deliver us From Evil" by Justin Colbert

Oh dear lord, please don't let this be true. I don't know what I'd do if they were everywhere I turned. I'm so scared god. I think Im hyperventilating. I am I can't breathe. I think I'll pop in some songs from my favorite rocker Elton John. Wait, what's this picture I found...


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This can't be true. They got to him. One of their kind must have touched him or something. I'll avenge you Sir Elton. We'll have you saying "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" and rockin out to "The Bitch is Back" or "Crocodile Rock" in no time.

Maybe to calm myself down I'll watch a movie with my favorite actor Ian Mckellen. Maybe Something Lord of the Ring's-ish or X-men related.




Oh NO not him too!!!!. What's happening? Oh my God Their happening. They're spreading their disease like zombies looking for blood only their turning people gay instead of eating them.
I need to devise a plane. Let me think of what my favorite superhero would do? WWWD-What Would Wolverine Do? hmmmmmmm



ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!! Quick, if you have a bomb shelter then use it. Get in there and lock yourself up. This thing is airborne so get yourselves as many masks as possbile. Please join me now
"our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be they name. ummm forgive me for trespassing, and forgive those who trespassed on my lawn too.....ummm let us not forgive temptaion because we have learned so much from , forgive us for this meal and we thank you for letting us be together on this day, oh and stop the gays, Oh and lord, if you can find it in your heart to some how put me and Portia De Rossi in the same bomb shelter so I may show her my undying love and prove to her that we are meant to be together, I would greatly appreicate it"



I should give up. I have no one left in this world. But I promise to all of you, they wont assimilate me into their tribe, and I will find a way, to save you all.



They really are, and we're out numbered.

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