"Dead Man's Chest" Will Supply You with Multiple Orgasms

After I wrote my Superman Returns review a few people at work asked me when I was going to start writing good posts again. One person quipped with, " yeah you had an orgasm all over that movie". When that was said to me I thought to myself "WOW, isn't that something I would say?"

If I did have an oragasm during Superman than I had multiple during "Dead Man's Chest". See how the title to this post works?

Most critics like to recap the movie during their reviews. I wont do that. I will make this as quick and painless as possible.

If you haven't seen the original yet than I highly reccomend you do so before seeing this. This movie practically picks up right where the first one left us. If you watch or watched the original and didn't like it then you probably wont like this movie either. Both movies share a lot of the same humour and popcorn action.

I just want to say one thing about the action. The ship to ship fighting was awesome. Keira Knightly kicking ass was great. The Kraken( an octppus like sea creature) destroying pirate ships was incredible to watch. In my opinion the only thing I didn't like very much was the sword fighting in this movie. I remember when I first saw "The Curse of the Black Pearl" I wasn't prepared at how impressive the sword fighting turned out. For me this movie didn't deliver in one aspect and that was the sword fights. If I was expecting 100% from this movie I think I got 98-99 and that's still great.

So now I will give 7 reasons why I loved this movie.

7. Orlano Bloom and Keira Knightly. I like Keira way more than Orlando. She always has this powerful presents whenever she's on screen. Orlando shares number 7 with her because you can't have one without the other and it was great to see their characters back.

6. The Sound. It was amazing. Escpecially the sound of the Krakens tenticles. It was the combination of , not oooh ahhh but ew ahhh.

5. The cinematography. Like the first movie. this movie was a sight to see. Every shot was set up perfectly

4. The Kraken. I have nothing to say about it except that it was pretty exciting whenever it appeared.

3. Johnny Depp or Captain Jack Sparrow. This is the first role Johnny Depp has played more then once. It's always a pleasure to watch Johnny Depp act even when you might disagree with his approach. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood that actually acts. He's very versatile and that's why he's one of my favorites.

2. Bill Nighy or Davey Jones. I first saw Bill Nighy act in the movie Underworld. I then saw him in Love Actually and since then I've loved watching him in anything he's appeared in. Even the movies I don't like. He's now one of my new favorite actors. Davey Jones is the combination of great/convincing acting with some of the best digital efffects make-up I've ever seen. It looked so real. In case you don't know who Bill Nighy is I'll just say he's also the step dad in Shaun of the Dead. And if that doesn't help then here are some pics of him.






1. The number one thing I loved about this movie is......




Well I can't tell you. It happens during the last 30 seconds of the movie and I don't want to ruin anything. So I'll just say the ending is really good.