An "X"-Bomination by Justin Colbert

First, I've noticed that I start alot of my paragraphs with the word "So". Second...

So two weeks ago I had the pleasure of sitting through the film adaptation of "The Davinci Code". Oh did I say the "pleasure" because I meant to say Dis-pleasure of feeling my eternal sole burned by satans flame as I sat through this blasphemous adventure of lies. But than, one week later, I went to see a movie I thought would save my sole from the previous weeks excursion. I was wrong.

I sat through X-men The Last Stand. I movie that involves people that have become superheroes through , get this, EV-OL-LU-TION. The idea that people may one day evolve and develop powers such asthe ability to heal fast, telepathy and telekinisis is about as absurd as the theory that we , the human race, are some how related to monkeys and were once ghastly creatures like cavemen or Jews.

I am trying to save your soul america. This movie had so many sins in it that by the end of the movie I felt my skin burn as if someone had thrown acid on it. Kind of like how a gay person probably feels when they enter a church. . I have an idea, why not instead of spending your 10 dollars to see X-men you just send your money directly to Osama Bin Laden or Sadam Hussein or the Democrats because every penny this film earns just helps fund Satans rise to power.

Here's my message to the writers and creators of this Devil's franchise. I challenge you. Let's see your evolution freedom fighters take on me and my gang of apostles and prophets. Than by the end, we'll see who has the stronger mind, Xavier, or the great Jesus Christ.

Last thing I'd like to say is thank the Lord that mutants don't exist among us. Im sure that if they did the power of God would lead us to do something smart to keep us segregated. Like maybe send the mutants some place south and than build a giant wall, say maybe the size of 4 states, that way there wouldn't be a way for them to co-exist in out society with us.