Contrary to What I Wrote

Ok so in my Jeffery post I wrote I hate high fives. Ok I don't hate them when done on a normal understood basis. I just hate Jeffery.

So Don't high five me when...

Going to the bathroom

Coming back from the bathroom.

Your late for work

The salesfloor is extremly busy and you want to pause for a second and high five me when I am currently trying to finish with my customer and I need to use both my hands to type

You just turned your 15 minute break into a 45 minute

I just had to clean your whole department because you were too busy shitting, talking on the phone or just being fat and lazy

You just gotten away with napping on the clock while I ran the floor

You just told me you're going to re-decorate you apartment when your apartment is located on the second floor of your moms house. That's not your apartment. That's you still living with your parents.

You have a kid you see only sometimes and you spend most of your money on re-decorating said apartment or trying to impress other, quote on quote, "chicks"

Last but not least Don't high five me when...

I hate you