What?

Yeah so I wasn't completly paying attention to the radio but the DJ mentioned something about Pearl Jam today. After talking about them she said "I cried so hard I felt like a donkey that got kicked in the face".
What does that mean?

Ok everything below this point are from IKEA

Yesterday at work Someone asked me how much a product was. I replyed "they are 50 dollars each". He than asked "Oh ok, how much is it for 2 of them?"
What? are you kidding

A few weeks ago I was standing between the first and second floor of Ikea. A customer asked me "Excuse me is there more than one floor?"
What?

Another few weeks ago someone pointed at a price tag that read 12.99 and it was a small shelf. The customer asked me "Sir is this 12 dollars and 99 cents or is this 1 hundred and 29 dollars and 99 cents.
Wow

Someone asked me "Show me your best mattresses" . So I brought them to the the 2 best mattresses. He than pointed at 4 other mattresses "What are those over there?'
I replyed "those are the foam mattresses". He than turned to the mattresses I brought him too and asked "Why are you showing me these?" I said "because you asked me to show you the best mattresses"
I'm done adding little quips to the end of these, just enjoy the rest

Someone asked me " I need the bed that's over there". I looked it up and told them we were sold out. I mentioned we had the 149 dollar metal bed next to it. He said "no I want the one next to it". I said "The grey metal one?" he said "No". Than I told him that their is no other bed next to it excpept for the 149 dollar grey metal one. He got a little frustrated so he went to get the name and price of it. When he came back I asked "is it the one called Tromso, grey metal, 149 dollars?" he said no again. So he took me over to it, pointed at the bed and of course it was a grey metal bed, with a big sign on it that read TROMSO $149

I customer asked about a bed. He said "do you have this in red? I said something along the lines of no its only in white. He than said He'll take it. He than follows me to the computer terminal, and I get his print out. I say my normal spiel, "Ok you take this paper that has the order for the bed on it to the registers and pay and than you go to customer pick-up or home delivery". He than asks "Does it come in red?' I answered "No it only comes in white" I thought to myself we went over this. He than points at the paper and asks "what is this?" I actually responded by saying "Really? well this is your order you take it to the registers and pay and you go to customer pick-up or home delivery". I now have a long line waiting for my help. This customer than asks 'You sure you don't have it in red? " I said "No sir, Next". He than asked "when will the red be in stock?"

Their was a wardrobe pushed up against the corner. The customer asked me "what will this look like in a corner?" I responded with "Like this."

Customers always ask "I want that white thing at the front of the store".

In the wardrobe area a customer asked, "can I switch these doors out?' I responded with "no Im afraid not these doors come with the wardrobe and you can't switch them out". She than said "you would think for an extra 5 dollars they could have switched the plastic doors to glass". I rolled my eyes and just said "Yeah your right". She than asked "what if I give them an extra 5 to switch out the doors". I immediately responded "Ask who?"

Each bed has a sign above it has an 8 by 10 sign that reads in big bold letters from top to bottom
King size (the price)
Queen size (the price)
Full size (the price)
Twin size (the price)
A customer brings me over to a bed. He points at the sign that has all the sizes and prices on it "Ok I want to buyt 2 twins". I said to him "Ok I'll get that for you" he than asks (still pointing at the sign) "Does this come in full?"