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Mischa Barton is a Selfish,Snobby Waste of Life Who looks like shes 40

First am I the only person who thought Mishca Barton was in her 40's? When I saw previews for The OC I thought she played the Mom. Seriously.

I was only an extra for a few jobs last year but even I heard about what an obnoxious person Mischa Barton is. One of the stories I heard (this could have been from Mollye) was that when extras went outside to smoke and Mischa was a short distance away, she could be heard muttering " Oh the extras think they can hang with us". Thats STRIKE ONE Miss Barton.

Mollye worked on the OC for the last 3 working days. She brought me home some stories. last Friday Mollye's call time on the OC was 4:30 pm. They worked all the way until 4:30 am. Now thats great OT for Mollye. Were pretty happy about that. One of the hair designers decided to share her story as to why they were all working so late. Her short story went something like this. "Would you all like to know why were here so late, it's because Mischa Barton can't get off her cell phone to do her job".

The way how the hollywood job works is the crew need a certain number of hours from when they leave until they have to return. That way their well rested and a new day can begin. So each day they stay later means they start later they next day than stay later that day...See the pattern. So if say soemone is on their cell phone holding people up, thats just money and time well spent. So that's STRIKE TWO.

Now today was one of Mollye's best stories. Mischa Barton first spilt orange soda all over her 15,000 dollar dress which put the wardrobe department in a frenzy. Yeah Im not kidding about the $15,000. Yeah she didn't care. Than later on in the day, which people witnessed, she for some reason, with her eyes looking straight at it, walked directly into a light. Walking into the light obviously isn't strike worthy but I think the fact she didn't care she ruined a dress is. So STRIKE THREE Miss Barton. Everyone who visits my blog knows what happens after 3 strikes.

Oh wait, I've never done the 3 strikes before. Umm I honestly am not sure what to do. Maybe I'll send her some M&M's but instead of M&M's inside it will be a bag of ants. Maybe I'll do something helpful like find her some sort of cream to help her age backwards. Any suggestions?

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  1. Blogger Pablo | 10:27 PM |  

    Give her Tootsie Rolls!!!!!!

  2. Blogger Pablo | 10:45 PM |  

    i just noticed that you changed the title of your blog!!!

  3. Anonymous Anonymous | 12:47 AM |  

    How bout instead of ants you fill the bag with spiders!

  4. Blogger cK | 11:37 AM |  

    I've never watched the OC but have been privy to an unfortunately high-volume of commercials touting its benefits, its drama, its water-cooler talkworthyness, etc. Throughout the first seasons "new hit series" commercials, I too thought Misha was the mom. I thought maybe they were gunning for a Mrs. Robinson / Summer of '42 plot.

    She should wear a full-body bib.
    -cK