Easter

Easter may just be the most overated Holiday. I just could never find anything connecting Jesus Christ and Rabbits with Eggs. As we all know Easter is suppose to represent the day Christ is Resurrected to begin his reign of terrror throughout Jeruselam. Ok ok he was supposedly ressurected to take his seat next to his father in heavan to help watch over us and guide us.

Well back to the bunny. Im not sure how an egg shitting rabbit was picked to be a poster boy for Easter when their are many better alternatives. I have a good one. This is one actually has a connection with Christ. Since Christ came back fromt he dead, and we for some reason don't want just him representing this holiday, why don't we use a zombie. What Im a genious. I know. A zombie named Stevie. Imagine Easter Eve. Your asleep in your bed, all nice and cozy. Just than you hear a sound, you open your eyes and you see...

Stevie.
Stevie is starting a scavenger hunt with eggs just for you. He tucks you in and says, "Ah yah eh,arrrrhehi" (He's a zombie, his vocal cords are rotted). You roll over and go back to sleep until Easter Morning. Doesn't that sound nice.

Remember, if you hear a sound in your house tonight, it's probably just Stevie. If you actually get out of bed to find him, he might think your food and eat you so just stay in bed where you belong. Happy Easter Everyone.