Another "Colbert" Style Post

I've recently read this from a website I normally go to...

Brokeback Mountain actress Michelle Williams has been disowned by her former school because of her role in the controversial gay cowboy romance. Williams, who attended exclusive Santa Fe Christian School in San Diego, California, has been blasted by the school's headmaster as "offensive" for acting the long-suffering wife of a homosexual ranch hand, played by Heath Ledger. Jim Hopson has branded the Oscar nominee a poor role model, and hopes his education establishment won't be linked to the film's themes. He tells the San Diego Union Tribune, "We don't want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie. Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution. Brokeback Mountain basically promotes a lifestyle we don't promote."

Whats my response. My cowboy hats off to you Jim Hopson. It's good to know that the blue states can rely on someone like you and your brilliant school to keep it real. It's funny that you've opened my eyes. I originally thought to myself "Wow i dont promote these movies but the performances were great. I cant imagine what I would have done if I was her". Thanks to you I now realize that good performances cant go unpunished. She may have done her job of convincing me she was a conflicted sad wife of a gay man but she has alot of prayers she needs to send God before she can wash her hands from this sinful sinful movie. Yes Jim Hopson, what a sad sad role model she is. She's nothing like our president, or you sir. We need more people like both of you...End Scene.

What an asshole huh? Lets make sure we stop tearing down walls this year and continue to keep building new ones...or better yet rebuild old ones. Oh Jim Hopson, your so gay.