My Experience at Underworld Evolution

This probably wont be a long post. I should probably explain that Mollye has been back for about a month now and since she's been back two things have been happening. First Ive been busy spending time with her. The second thing is that she can be a bad muse sometimes. It may seem like that's a bad thing but it really isn't. She likes to tell stories alot and when she does Im all ears. So when Im sitting at the computer with the goal to type I sometimes will hear a story instead. As a result there have been less posts. It's great to have her back because I missed her lots. Life is better.

Wait whats the title of this post...Oh yeah. Ok so I went to see Underworld Evolution today with Mollye and my friends Danny and Shawn. When I sat down I noticed that the person sitting next to me was a 3-5 year old child. Now Underworld is rated R and if your not familiar with series they're a vampire bloodfest with swearing, sex and violence.

Luckily for me the kid was well behaved. I have no complaints except that he was too cute. I would like to quote the kid 10 minutes into the movie after a vampire with wings has been awoken from the dead and ripped off the head of another vampire. the kid turns to his dad "Im scared". I would like to tell you the fathers response but I didn't get it.

Why do people think it's ok to bring kids, wait infants to movies like this. I honestly find it sick. Should I be more mad at the parents or the theater owners that say it's ok for kids to come to these movies as long as there's a parent accompanying them. Ok I'm more mad at the parents.

I remember a friend of mine at work a few months back was going to bring his 4 year old to see Batman Begins. Not nearly as bad as Underworld but Batman Begins has alot of heavy dialogue, not alot of Batman. I just find this so strange that parents are ok with this. I would think that kid in Underworld may be awake right now in his room worried that the flying ugly vampire may be in his room or trying to break in. Maybe if he's lucky he will get paid a visit in his dreams from the vampire...the vampires name is Markus. We'll just call him Marcus form now on. So Marcus in the movie ripped peoples faces off from the jaw up. actually let me see if I can find a pic of him


This picture sucks. Its the only one I could find but at least you get the idea. He looked this way the whole movie.

The experience today reminded me of when I saw the movie "Go" opening night. In the theater there were two parents with a baby carrier and a new born infant in it. Also there was another kid maybe 3-5. "Go", if your not familiar with it, is a movie with alot of swearing, speed usage, sex, strip clubs and inuendos. How dare those people too. I know in todays world having a kid is like a fashion statement. People have them just so they can say in conversations , "Yeah yeah I've got one of those" or "Yeah woo Ive got 6 and you know what, it's hard. Its hard raising 6 kids working at Burger King, how does the government expect us to to do this?" How bout don't have them. I hate swearing on my blog but I just want to say, Fucking People.

Its funny when Im at work and they ask me to cover kids I used to hate too because I kind of dislike kids. I found them annoying and messy. As time went by I still hate covering kids but not because I don't like children. I love children, I just hate most parents. Fucking People.