Yesterday and Today

Yesterday I woke up extremly sick. My throat was closed up and my sinus's were stuffed up. I contimplated on calling out of work. When I looked at the schedule I notice that they were fully staffed so if I did call out it would be no big deal. I didn't. When I got to work I was doing pretty good for the first 6 hours. Following my last break my body was overwhelmed with a cold feeling running down my bones and with my nose being stuffed up I felt extremely tired. The whole day went by pretty quick until those last two hours. I was scheduled till 7:30 and I felt that the second hand just kept getting slower and slower.
Well... As we all know 7:30 never apporached and were all trapped in some sort of time warp causing me to stay at work until this is all sorted out. Ok it did approach, I went straight to my freinds house and watched our weekly dosage of SNL even though I knew it would suck. It did suck, but it wasnt terrible. It was hosted by Alec Baldwin and if anyone is familiar with him hosting usually it's a big plus.
Their last sketch of the night was a spoof on Glengarry Glen Ross with Baldwin recurring his same role from the movie role except instead of him talking to realators it was him tallking to elves about how slow their making toys. The dialogue was basically the same except instead of the word fuck he used elf or elfen and instead of him preaching to "Always Be Closeing" he was preaching "Always Be Cobbling". For me it was hilarious.
Now to Today. I woke up kind of confused. I coudlnt tell if I was sicker or better or what I should do about going to work or not. I usually pride myself and never calling out especially on a sunday. Today I had too. I called out, went back to bed and slept until noon which I havent done since I lived in Tampa back in 2002. Once I woke up I tried convincing myself I was well enough to go to work but I wasn't . I layed on the couch all day watching "The Music Man" (from my netflix) , "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and "Jackass" while Mollye did her super clean thing all day. I offered to help but she wouldnt let me. So now here I am sitting at the computer, still feeling terrible, hopeing I feel better tomorrow. Let rise up and help me fight this cold, except you. You keep sitting down, I don't like you.