"Elizabeth" Is A Violent Porn Fest

Have you seen Elizabeth, the movie makes you dumber after viewing it. Ok obviously I'm kidding and if your not sure why I'm writing this it's because a Georgia school teacher was fired recently for showing the 1998 movie Elizabeth to his senior class. The movie is rated R and apparently the parents and school board of the community have a problem with that. If anybody who is anybody has learned through theater experience that most movies that are true to life or have any learning value are rated R such as "Saving Private Ryan", "Glory", "Schindlers List", "Halloween", "Cradle Will Rock", "Fahrenheit 9/11", "Bachelor Party", "Hotel Rwanda", "Gangs of New York' and "Friday the 13th part 8 Jason Takes Manhatten". Yeah only Jason Takes Manhatten was real. Ok so some of those other ones werent real either. If you were looking at "Bachelor Party" and thought I was serious than maybe "Elizabeth" does have a negative effect on the mind.
Ok in all seriousness than if we are to ban these movies than technically we should ban anything historical with learning value. We can tweak up history so it's not as violent and sexy. Lets talk about the Civil War. Isn't it weird that it last so many years and No one died. There wasnt even a purpose, "Slavery" please. Im sure all those slaves were treated great. After all there owners were all rich and never horny. World War 2 and the Holocaust is one of my favorite laughfests to talk about. remember when the Nazis took the Jews out of there homes and Bought them better homes and gave them Fine dineing and Jewelery. Ah Good times.
Why just tweak up history we also tweak up literature. "Romeo and Juliet" abridged. In this version theres no kissing or touching and they live happily ever after and have 6 kids (thanks to the storks) and have lots of friends (watch "Reefer Madness").
Ok so this rant has gone on long enough, Neh. I've got more. Banning "Elizabeth" is similiar to How back in 1997 Senator Tom Coburn of OK had a problem with NBC airing "Schnindler List" uncut and uninterupted from 7-11pm one sunday night. He said quote NBC had taken network television "to an all-time low, with full-frontal nudity, violence and profanity" by airing the movie. He said the broadcast should outrage parents and "decent-minded individuals everywhere."
Wow. Full Frontal nudity and violence. I dont know about you but I remember my senior year in high school watching schindlers list, I got that really uncomfortable feeling in my pants , I had to whip it out and start masturbating, luckily saving me from embarrassment everyone else followed , boys, girls and the teacher. Afterwards, this is hard to talk about, a couple students and myself got some guns, round up a few hundred jews and locked them in our basements. It was a sad dark time for me. We never talked about that incident again.
But maybe it does make sense to ban "Schindlers List" I mean after all there are still some of us who don't beleive it ever happened. I figured well we all have our beliefs and a right to our opinion. Like me, I dont believe the Iraq war is happening , No. I mean come on do you really think there are troops in Iraq dying?. Have you driven past an Air Force Base recently, there are just tons of troops standing around, hanging out, I mean why do we pay them 6.15 an hour, to just dick around all day. Have you seen the money surplus we have that were not doing anything with. It's ridiculous. But hey we can just sugar coat the Iraq war when it's over.
We all have a right to our opinion, just think about what your doing people before you do it or say it.. Your pissing me off. Stop it.
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