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A Secret Government Plot to Infiltrate My Blog

It is confirmed that when hired at my place of employment that I agreed to be a representative to the company 24/7. As a result I must abide by the "insert name of store" rules which is to not say anything negative about the company when outside of work. Well I can say what I want I just can't write about it. The good news about all this is I havent said anything negative through out my time here at "The Justin". Ok I said one negative thing which means to keep my job I must tweak that post a little bit. So I now need to find a good name for my place of employment so when I talk about it people can connect it with my job.

Here are some names to ponder about who I now work for...

Jurassic Park
The Empire
The Borg
Shawshank
Michael Bay

Ok there not as witty as I wanted them to be. What ya gonna do? If you'd like to leave a comment on this post make sure you pick your favorite and let me know.

I forgot to mention the reason why I need to tweak my post. It's not because of the rules and regulations I need to follow. It's because I heard that the top dawgs at The Empire (how does that sound?) are watching our posts. Not just here but on myspace too. So everyone be cautious. All eyes are on us.

I have one last nerdy thing (a quote actually) to say, but it kind of fits...

"Be warned Viceroy, the federation has gone too far this time"
Now name that movie?
(Danny you can'tplay)

There

  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:53 PM |  

    hey justin

    I like the sound of that "The Empire". "The Empire" is my vote for your place of work.

  2. Blogger angela | 1:20 AM |  

    I second that vote. "The Empire" is very fitting. I just realized that I don't work at "The Empire" anymore, so I can say whatever the fuck I want about "the Empire". Woohoo. Check my blog in the upcoming days.

    P.S. Why does this situation remind me of the illegal wire tapping of the Bush administration? I guess you can never escape coporate Sweden, woops, I mean America.

  3. Blogger Mike Ambs | 11:25 AM |  

    Ohh... snap - stay tuned for a post on caliblog about this (retail) big-brother crap, I have a piece of my mind to... umm... share...